On the Ineffectiveness of Airport Security Pat-Downs
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On the Ineffectiveness of Airport Security Pat-Downs
Hilarious, and a bit scary.
“This fellow here did by far the most useless search I have ever been subjected to, and if I wanted to, I could have smuggled half a dozen knives onto the flight. I don’t have a problem with being searched at all – in fact, if you guys think it’s necessary, I’d be the first to admit that I look a little bit suspicious before I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning – but if you’re going to stroke me gently in front of hundreds of people, you’d better buy me a ******* drink first, is all I am saying.”
Notes From the Frontline: Well, Search Me! | Gizmodo UK
“This fellow here did by far the most useless search I have ever been subjected to, and if I wanted to, I could have smuggled half a dozen knives onto the flight. I don’t have a problem with being searched at all – in fact, if you guys think it’s necessary, I’d be the first to admit that I look a little bit suspicious before I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning – but if you’re going to stroke me gently in front of hundreds of people, you’d better buy me a ******* drink first, is all I am saying.”
Notes From the Frontline: Well, Search Me! | Gizmodo UK
