Ignition Keys

[llanfairpg]

I gotta admit, though, just once I'd love to strap on one of those Concordes.

You can get them in the toilet next to arrivals in Terminal 1

[silverelise]

But the best one is when i get one of the new girls to refuel the aircraft and ask her if there is any chance I could put it on her credit card as i left mine in the crew room.

Something not dissimilar happened on a Monarch flight a while ago. They were downroute taking a fuel uplft and for whatever reason the Captain couldn't pay, so had to make PA asking for someone with a credit card on board to makethemselves known.
Some chap coughed up a rather large sum on his credit card, and as thanks he got something like one single economy ticket.

[llanfairpg]

but did he get the glasses?