Lobsters

[PAXboy]

UL730

...and the creature took the whole journey in its stride.

And what means did you employ to ensure that the hapless creature took the journey in it's shackled stride? Perhaps there was a customer comfort survey being taken?

Please, let this drop.
(TS, you and me both)

[Bangkokeasy]

Visiting the Seafood Market here in Bangers the other day, I couldn't help but notice a sign over a large, ice-filled tray that said, "Maine Lobsters". I picked one up to inspect it and, lo and behold, the little sod had a go at me. From that, I can only assume that the journey couldn't have been so arduous as to have sapped all it's energy - and from Maine to here is just about as far as you can go round this planet, without starting to come back again.

[TightSlot]

I think this thread has run its' useful course, so let's put it to bed now