Please leave your mobile phone ON!

[RevMan2]

But Nigel, in your press release you said

""The OnAir offering opens up an exciting new era for the business traveller allowing them the use of their own GSM mobile phones and other GPRS-enabled devices such as the Blackberry, to make and receive voice calls or to send and receive SMS or emails during the flight. We are sure that many travellers will welcome this expansion of their ability to keep in touch while in the air," Turner added.

[bmi expat]

Also, don't forget the bombs in Madrid were triggered with cellphones.

Yes the Madrid bombs were triggered using cellphones, but you would still need to get the bomb on the aircraft to begin with, if that is what you are refering to. If it was that easy to do that then terrorists wouldn't wait till they could use their cell phones on aircraft to blow them up!

[HKPAX]

My wish-list:
- no whinging kids
- no smoking
- no mobile phones
- no sumo wrestlers in adjacent seats
- ditto persons who have not washed
- no warm beer
- er, that's it.

[SkySista]

yeah stick them in their own section where they can compete against each other and we don't have to listen.

The other thign that works a treat is to either copy every word they say (you know how you did to brothers/sisters as kids)

or to act as if you are the person they are talking to and respond....