Aussie pilots are BEST known for their....
 

Rrrrightio, here we go - this one should get PLENTY of bights...sorry.....replies!

Being the originator, I would like to proffer the first offering.

THICK SKINS - (fore :D ).

BTW, "whinging/whining" is reserved for our Pommie cousins!! :)

.. but a lot of us started out as involuntarily assisted passage Poms .... if we go back a bit and are honest ....

Well it must be humility and good manners apart from the odd one or two who by outspokeness make it hard for others to follow.
Happened some years back and seems to be happening again judging by some comments on the behaviour of some individuals.:o

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

"We didn't do it that way back in Oz"

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

as short a time as possible.

:D :)

Being good Pisz drinking pilots with an ability to drink at a constant rate for a length of time.

If built by Boeing we would be called the

Boeing XXXX ER

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

Bitching.

Aussie Pilots are best known for:
Their ability to outwit, outsmart, outdo and outbrag anyone on this little world!!!!:D :D :D

Their big watches.

Aussie Pilots are best known for:

Sophisticated and cunning knife in the back that would make a Sicilian mafioso blush.

;) :p

Aussie pilots are BEST known for their....

ENORMOUS....
























Egos.

SG
:)

for their young and free!

and they're apaling gramar and speling!

:D

Aussie Pilots are best known for..........

Being gods gift to.........















Everything..........yeah right:p

Patience
 

.:mad:

Oz pilots are best known for:

Our awesome VB pyramids we leave around the world.

:D :p :D :p :eek: :eek: :eek:

Flighteeeee;

I do hope you are talking about VB the beer.:D

over inflated egos and small c&*ks

... the ability to find the tallest poppy we can and not rest until it is brought down. :(

over inflated egos and small c&*ks

kavu........you've been looking :eek:

I think the following (from my PNG days) typifies what Aussie pilots are best known for:

What is a Talair Pilot?

Between the security of second childhood and the insecurity of childhood, we find that fascinating group of humanity called Talair pilots. They come in all shapes, sizes, weights and states of drunkenness.

They can be found anywhere - in planes, in crewrooms, in love, in bars, and always in debt. Girls love them, towns tolerate them and the government supports them. A Talair pilot is laziness with a deck of cards, bravery with dark glasses, and the protector of the Earth with a copy of Playboy. He has the brains of an idiot, the energy of a sea turtle, the slyness of a fox, the stories of a sea captain, the sincerity of a liar, the aspirations of a Casanova and when he wants anything it is usually connected with leave.

Some of his interests are - gins, silver bellies (occasionally) and members of the opposite sex. No one else can cram into their pocket, a little black book, a packet of crushed cigarettes, a picture of his girl, a comb, a pack of cards, a can opener and what’s left of last months pay.

He likes to spend his money on silver bellies, some on beer, some on repairs to his car, some on cards, the rest he spends foolishly.

A Talair pilot is a magical creature; you can keep him out of your house but not out of trouble. You can chase him out of Operations on orders, but not out of the courthouse, or post office.

He is a one and only, bleary eyed good for nothing bundle of worries, but all your dreams become insignificant when he comes into your office, stands at attention in front of you with those bleary eyes and says “GO AND GET %$#^&*!”

That conjures an almost forgotten mental apparition of many old friends who post here, including Sharpie, Windy, Capt Vege and many more..........

:D :D :D :D

Cripes Captain

Are you completely out to lunch?

Is your ego so inflated that you actually think people care what you think others might think about you?

Mate, I'm an Aussie, through and through.

I say, for me and no others, though all are welcome to come aboard this ship if they want, who cares?

If you insist on staring at your navel all day long up there in your oh so lovely jobbie in Japan, try not to demean Australia and Australians.

Most of us couldn't give a stuff!

LJ

Underpaid/Overworked or simply Unemployed.

Kavu

Did your wife confess?

LJ

Relax.

Kaptin M & Gnadenburg

well it's all the aussie chicks I slept with saying their men just don't have what it takes. :D

Damn I'm good if I don't say so myself :cool:

Heard similar comlplaints from the amorous AIRNZ girls about their own.

They still overnighting in the Perth Hyatt?

Was a turkey shoot for the young AN/QF boys.

Kiwi pilots are best known for their.......?:rolleyes:

................ Velcro gloves! :D :D :D

Gee Kavu, I'm amazed you could hear the aussie chicks talk while you were calling out your own name.

:D

I hear that Kavu takes the sheep skin seat cover fom the cockpit to the hotel on overnights and insists that the lucky girl ( or guy) wears it while he slips one in!!!:rolleyes:

Aussie pilots are best known for their...

P*ss taking of Kiwis!!!

:D
TL

....being whinging South Sea Poms:cool:

Ozzie pilots are best known for:
their ability to work with anybody - even poms.

Small willies!

In my humble opinion...
 

Of all the pilots I've ever flown with, I'd have to say the Aussies were the most easygoing and had the best sense of humor. And out of all the airlines of flew with, the AN guys(/girls, sorry!) were the best (sorry Qantas! :D

rfg & bb

ah yes the fine four legged sheep variety. more conversation than the aussie female but the aussie female has the better looks and body.:D

i can't help it they want to scream out my name.........


oh God......... oh God............ (he he he he) :D :D :D

Ahh Kavu;

Yes, the Aussie girls may be pleasing to the eye but stick to the bovines;

They are less likely to press charges.

:D ;)

You share
We shear:p

Yes Indeed!!!
 

Starting inane threads on senseless topics and sitting back and watching 37 (sh!t now 38) equally senseless supposedly professional persons reply to it…..:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Of all the pilots I have flown with all around the world,
I can honestly say,
The Australians were one of them.........


Australians are best known for their:

Fondness of Furry Animals on a cold winters morning.

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This Brain is intenionally left blank......

one upmanship

Someone once said that kiwis like to take the **** whereas Ausis extract the whole bladder.