What wet????
 

Da riba bin gone dry and dat sun bin blurry ot. no clouds cummin dis way.
dem queensland mob bin steal our wet.
Where the hell is it?. surely three days aint all we going to get..:uhoh: :hmm: :rolleyes:

Don't worry Wiz, here in the Isa and even most of the Gulf, hasn't had much the last couple of weeks either!

Bring it back, :(

you mob in the city did this. Burning all that fossil fuel and stuff. (Must be a bugger stuffing a dinosour bone in ya tank). ya all stuffed the ozone layer and now we got no rain. bloody city folk............. and queenslanders for stealing the little bit of rain we should have got.

Wiz; You could always try what some mob did in Victoria a number of years back. A group of local Women organised a rain dance....in ..er...a certain state of (un)dress!!:eek: :E :cool:
I would however, advise strongly against any group of Pilots trying such an effort. Probably frighten the bejaysus out of the wildlife.:yuk: Or the locals would die laughing!!

Hey wiz bloke, dat bluddy wet belong us enyway. :}

Bloody grim here dat fer sure

I'll bet the Nannas in the guvmint here gotta water restriction bill poised ready to jam through.:mad:

old cuntanurra dry as hell too bra.....must bee em mob from ober the ranges in da mulla forgot to do im rain dance......???!!!!

Tru aye. muss be some compensation dat gummint bloke can get us aye?.
blue sky here....... not a cloud and a balmy 35 at the moment......... 36% humidity.......... not gunna hold my breath any more.
I think I might just work on the tourist hype about the dry is early and its fine up here........... come on up!!!

Yeh Mr Wiz wat we gunna do mate? http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/cannibal.gif
No traditonal helicopter ride off the top of a hill/tree/roof this year and no new fridge an furnish and free house paint and clean eh? :(

I have a Wet Season that I am thinking of posting on eBay to get rid of it!

Have been trying to bitumen a carpark since before Xmas - need only 2 dry days to get it done.

FTDK:cool:

wi got nun dat rane dat wata de long grass eh? we got now sit on de ded grass n trink der red can:}

i blame all dem country folk who have been choppin and killin all dem trees! millions of acres of nothin but flat dirt... that used to be rain makin forest

Gotta blame some bugga.........but sure as hell wasn't me!!!

settle this over a nice can of...

http://www.australianbeers.com/beers..._emuexport.jpg

Hang in there wiz, still another couple months left for the real wet to show itself.

good to see im not the only one predicting (hoping) for a late start to the real summer, not just this luke warm period we are having..... global warming... pffft...

I can at least speak for Darwin and say that I've perused my home rain charts for the last ##years and if it is some comfort, our unusually dry 'wet' so far will probably balance out over the next few weeks.

Hopefully by easter we should have something that resembles the average. So far I have 757mm since Oct 1st last year and historic figures to today (18 feb) have little bearing to the whole outcome for the Wet. Look at last year for example, by today we only had 900mm but thanks to nearly 500mm in March and that tart Monica visited in April, thus we finished up with a respectable 1800mm.

So I think my nice dry nights on tarmac are about to come to an end....

:ok:

.......the wet storns are still about up nth(somewhere), just that it pours but rarely reaches da ground................'cause sum budy lowered da earth ! :-)....shall we adjust the MSL ?....:)

capt wally........

Da wet happend to ta Melbourne mob. Mabe u fellas up top get it sumday soon?

Well, I hope we gunna get im soon... this to mush humbug waiting round ere.
Melbourne always rains........ them buggas get three wets a day.
I think we got nearly 50mm since december.......... all in one go. :hmm: :rolleyes: Nearly had to get under the ngyaili tree........ nearly

Hah!....and Beety talking bout draining the rivers fer the mob down south ta waste,:D

Wet dis side
 

Ober ere dat pukin ribber is risen, an Nell is rowen her bruddas Kebin an Lionel to dat pub again too eh

Haaaaayyy...wadeyah...gettin any onya wiz?

Puck'n big strom las nite bruzz.

all gone round us ............puckin storms everywhere I wanna fly, none where I wanna siddown with a coldy. this stuff sh!ts me. I'm flying around the monster storms and they keep scarpering off to the uninhabited areas of the GAFA. :uhoh:

Where's Da Wet???....Wot Wet?????
 

G'day Wiz,

Did a little trip for Angel Flite down to Denmark d'other day and....wait for it....actually flew thru / under a SHOWER on the way back!!

So, I tried to do the 'right thing', got out me old trusty tow rope / tie down stuff which is really l o n g enough to pull the 4WD, tied the cargo net into it and tried to lassoo that shower and tow it back........D'ya know that bloody rope just wasn't bloody l o n g enuf??

Disappointed???? WOT more can I say?????

Cheers:ok: :ok:

p.s. I see you had a 'n i c e'....42 deg today........How was the HUMIDITY???

humididty is a steady 85%. me lungs is rotting and getting mouldy. :}
Ya reckon that would inspire some rain, but noooooo, just helps with growing gills.
starting to get the odd build up....... and then it wanders off in someone elses bit of ground.
Hey griffo........empty ya PM box. I can't send ya a message. (you need to empty the deleted items box too)

So Wiz, what areya gunna do when there's not enough water to make more beer with? :eek:

G'day Wiz.....
 

De Box Has Bin emtied........de VB's is all gorne.....Send Moisture!!!!:ok: :ok:
and, a BIG hello to Mr "R"......:ok: .

AND to Mr VH-DOG & Anette, if'n ya see them soon,,,,,,:ok: :ok:

CHEERS.....

lotsa bang and crash around here last night .. and then it bloody bucketed down! Havta love the wet :E

Oz. The other day I heard about a Japanese farmer who had excess milk and too much time on his hands. Made a boutique beer out of it and it is now being sold there and in a couple of other countries.

Won't help poor Wiz any though...

Puck'n big line a stroms headin dis way bruzz

This is tins command seat view on his balcony

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y15...ywetseason.jpg

Still as dry as a nuns nasty here. :eek:
Griffo, messages passed and returned to you by them all.
OZEX..........Beer????.......who drinks that ****e anyway?. I prefere my drinks imported nfrom countries that have plenty of pristene water........mixed with all the quality ingredients theyt specify on the side of the bottle.......and usually aged in oak barrels.
Tinny........ Get stuffed. :}

Just had a quick check over of the weather, and it looks like all might be good shortly with a couple of cyclones hopefully building up and dumping some rain upon both the Top End and QLD, :ok:.

morno

Why do you care, morno you are from Launceston. :E :} :E

So Wiz, are ya trying to tell me that you're back on the Jack again? You'll never learn, will ya mate! :}

I can pop up in all sorts of places Pseudo, :}

Nah Mate, only was ever on the jacks once......... lesson well learned and will never repeat that mistake. I meant Jimbo old son!!!. of course the warm brake fluid still holds a place in me heart. :}

Yer gunna havta prove that to me, again, some time soon, Wiz! :E

Tony Beasley where are you when we need you?
 

We used to have an instructor by the name of Tony Beasley who could perform a very creditable rain dance after a few VB's - and it always rained after his performance. One day, he and many others from the school were at a wedding in a students backyard at Bacchus Marsh and Beasley was persuaded to do his party trick by a few invitees who were all "under the weather" anyway. Well, it rained about 30 minutes later. Beasley is, I think, originally from the territory and swears he was taught by an old bushie. It actually worked even better when his mate, Bolle' played the tube from avacuum cleaner like a didgeridoo! So come ondown out of those Adelaide hills Beasley and make us some rain!

The "Bunge" in Melbourne. Last I heard of him he was on the Gold Coast.

Even that move amazed me. I didn't think anything would get him out the Top End.:uhoh:

tealady, you talk of a school. Is that a flying school because if it is he would be a fantastic instructor. He certainly taught me a few things in the short time I knew him. :}