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-   -   When do you know you've made it? (light-hearted humour.) (https://www.pprune.org/pacific-general-aviation-questions/141621-when-do-you-know-youve-made-light-hearted-humour.html)

John Eacott 4th Sep 2004 07:13

Ultralights,

:ok: :ok: ;)

And of course the certificate in your wallet has your personal initials as the aircraft rego :D

JSM 4th Sep 2004 12:04

well
 
When you can upgrade can afford to upgrade your Jepps binders from Plastic to Premium Leather

Soulman 5th Sep 2004 08:51

Well, I reckon you know when you've made it when instead of the instructor calling you a RETARD, the plane itself calls you one... Everytime you are about to land!

Soulman.

Going Nowhere 5th Sep 2004 09:35

I think you've made it when you look out your office window and think to yourself. "God I pity those bastards stuck in their buildings all the way down there!"

kavu 5th Sep 2004 23:13

When you don't have to buy a newspaper. You just read one that the passengers have left behind.

Transition Layer 7th Sep 2004 09:05

When whatever you're flying has windscreen wipers.... :8

Bagot_Community_Locator 7th Sep 2004 09:11

Wipers ?

Some Chieftains have wipers. A Chieftain also has an aisle, but I wouldn't consider a Chieftain as "making it".
:confused:

SmoothCriminal 7th Sep 2004 09:21

So does the De-Havilland Dove....Wipers - the only hydraulic thing in it. Still coupla them floating around the joint.
Well.....errrr....ummm.....maybe we could've call it'making it' if it was the late 50's :)

Smoothie :ok: :ok:

Pass-A-Frozo 9th Sep 2004 05:00

When people start asking "When will you retire from the airlines" instead of "So are you planning on trying for the airlines".

:confused:

Transition Layer 9th Sep 2004 05:18

B_C_L/Smoothie,

Yeah after typing it I did remember seeing a Mojave with wipers. Regardless, I'd probably consider a Chieftain as making it at the moment!!!

It's all relative! :ok:

TL

SmoothCriminal 9th Sep 2004 06:03

Transition ;

Agreed..... These days at times Chieftain pays more than a FO in a Tinny anyways ..... So....Agreed

Smoothie:ok:

Pinky the pilot 9th Sep 2004 10:14

Oi you lot........Don't badmouth Chieftains!!!!!!!
Or you'll have to deal with me!:E

You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.

The Monst. 9th Sep 2004 14:48

When 80 nm or more is your TOP OF DESCENT rather than your first leg of the day.

Willie Nelson 9th Sep 2004 16:34

80 nm is your TOD, standard descent profile is 280/240 knots (conducted at flight idle.)

I am privileged enough to have moved on from Chieftains now however, I remember a time when I thought that if I never flew anything bigger I would live and die a happy man, thats still true, but it only gets bigger and better from there.

Dang, I love this job! ;)

KnifeEdge 9th Sep 2004 18:05

I always thought that by the time I get to fly a plane where the nosewheel is behind me I'd be a happy man;)

poteroo 12th Sep 2004 01:58

When everything in your hangar has the training wheel directly under the rudder

happy days,

itchybum 13th Sep 2004 02:11

When you can't see the wingtips from the cockpit and you've never been down to the back if the aircraft. Ever.

:ok:

Major Cong 13th Sep 2004 11:31

While playing on Jane's simulations with your young son you turn and ask "Do you want to be a pilot when you grow up ?" and he replies "no way I don't want to end up drinking the beer in the local pub!" .......

FEW VB 1700 17th Sep 2004 06:37

- When you are sitting in your canteen at work, look through the window and notice there are two car parks allocated to representatives from companies "Rolls Royce" and "General Electric"

kiwi chick 20th Sep 2004 00:42

When I know what RVSM means :O


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