Class 1 Schlong !!!!
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Class 1 Schlong !!!!
Had my Class 1 Medical today with a different DAME, for the first time in 14 years the DAME wanted to check out the Old Fella.
Is this new procedure? or Have the other DAME's just not been bothered with this in the past? or Have I been checked out by some pervert?
What has my Old Fella got to do with flying, apart from overnights? and How do they check out Aviatrix (females)?
Oh well, hoss
Is this new procedure? or Have the other DAME's just not been bothered with this in the past? or Have I been checked out by some pervert?
What has my Old Fella got to do with flying, apart from overnights? and How do they check out Aviatrix (females)?
Oh well, hoss
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Hey Hoss, he wasn't an old bloke that used to work out of Illawarra was he? He took a look at my Schwanzstucker as well 
Initials "P.C." for the politically correct.
He also told me that if I didn't give up the coffee I'd fail my medical by age 35. That was a few years ago.
I just found anothe D.A.M.E. coz I didn't feel comfortable with him
But don't go to the "fully qualified Empire Test Pilot" G.M. either. (He'll tell you all his aviation qualifications whether you want to know or not
).
He's just another frustrated pilot that will do whatever he can to fail you. But he won't tell you to your face. You'll have to wait until you ring CASA Medical to find out why your certificate hasn't arrived
If you live on the Northside, I can highly recommend a bloke at Lane Cove who is actually interested in your health. Email me for the details
Initials "P.C." for the politically correct.He also told me that if I didn't give up the coffee I'd fail my medical by age 35. That was a few years ago.
I just found anothe D.A.M.E. coz I didn't feel comfortable with him
But don't go to the "fully qualified Empire Test Pilot" G.M. either. (He'll tell you all his aviation qualifications whether you want to know or not
).He's just another frustrated pilot that will do whatever he can to fail you. But he won't tell you to your face. You'll have to wait until you ring CASA Medical to find out why your certificate hasn't arrived
If you live on the Northside, I can highly recommend a bloke at Lane Cove who is actually interested in your health. Email me for the details
I know we sometimes take it in the arse in this game beer but thats just where you gotta draw the line!
With my 'friendly' DAME you get the fairly standard grab ya love spuds and cough drill, thats stretching the friendship enough I feel !
Perhaps he was checking out to see if his was bigger hoss ?
With my 'friendly' DAME you get the fairly standard grab ya love spuds and cough drill, thats stretching the friendship enough I feel !
Perhaps he was checking out to see if his was bigger hoss ?
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Hoss - did you stop to consider that he was just checking that you were actually a guy and had the requisite tackle?
(just kidding pal).
As for the finger up the date, a good GP (who can subsequently save your life) should do a prostate examination as a matter of course for adult males over 40 years of age.
My uncle who is in his fifties changed doctors, had an examination and is now being treated for prostate cancer which was diagnosed early due to a thorough medical professional.
Anyway, the guys I associate with probably object to having a finger thrust up your hairy datehole but to checkout your old fella?
(just kidding pal).
As for the finger up the date, a good GP (who can subsequently save your life) should do a prostate examination as a matter of course for adult males over 40 years of age.
My uncle who is in his fifties changed doctors, had an examination and is now being treated for prostate cancer which was diagnosed early due to a thorough medical professional.
Anyway, the guys I associate with probably object to having a finger thrust up your hairy datehole but to checkout your old fella?
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LOL 
- i don't know about the date hole mate, but i'd tell him to F'OFF and go down to Oxford street if he wants that!!!!
As for having a look at the old fella, my DAME does not want to look at the old fella, but he does with glove on hand - whilst i'm lying down, place a finger just under the scrotum and ask me to cough. This is because he's actually checking to see if i have a hernia.
So, maby your DAME was only checking for that, but that should be it and only that.
If in doubt, ring CASA DAME number 1 on 131757 and ask him what they should and should not be doing, because they should be following CASA guidelines.
Sounds like the odd DAME has got the lines blurred after reading a few of the previous posts!!
Cheers!
- i don't know about the date hole mate, but i'd tell him to F'OFF and go down to Oxford street if he wants that!!!!As for having a look at the old fella, my DAME does not want to look at the old fella, but he does with glove on hand - whilst i'm lying down, place a finger just under the scrotum and ask me to cough. This is because he's actually checking to see if i have a hernia.
So, maby your DAME was only checking for that, but that should be it and only that.
If in doubt, ring CASA DAME number 1 on 131757 and ask him what they should and should not be doing, because they should be following CASA guidelines.
Sounds like the odd DAME has got the lines blurred after reading a few of the previous posts!!
Cheers!
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There was a DAME at Coolangatta whose nickname was "strawb" who used to give the orchestra's a bit of a jiggle at medical time. Asked him why and he said he was checking for testicular cancer. Said he had only ever found one case of it but I guess it probably saved the blokes life.
Old "strawbs" dead now but he was a good Doc. who cared about his patients.
Old "strawbs" dead now but he was a good Doc. who cared about his patients.
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I've never had a problem with the DAME i see. Hes never had a feel down there. Just wonder if any women DAME's out there what are their thoughts on the issue. Im sure there would be some scary old fellers out there.
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Tackle
Have had a lady doctor thoroughly check me out for Jatz Cancer, but was back at her place after our first date so was OK. Was a bit confronting when she declared the extent of my good health to my Mother on their first meeting however.
My G.P./DAME checks for inguinal hernias - in the canal between your lower abdomen and upper thigh. Speaking as a qualified Ambo officer, if he checks under your scroat (in an area called your perineum) you might ask him what he's looking for.
Perhaps he is just being polite for the sake of the Aero Club bar on Firsay night... or...
...perhaps perineal hernias are something new??? I have never come across them before (if you'll excuse the expression).
My G.P./DAME checks for inguinal hernias - in the canal between your lower abdomen and upper thigh. Speaking as a qualified Ambo officer, if he checks under your scroat (in an area called your perineum) you might ask him what he's looking for.
Perhaps he is just being polite for the sake of the Aero Club bar on Firsay night... or...
...perhaps perineal hernias are something new??? I have never come across them before (if you'll excuse the expression).
When I first saw the title of this thread I assumed it referred to a certain regional pilot. His equipment looks somewhat similar to a baby's arm holding an orange!!
He has a bad habit of dropping it on the bar after a few too many beers.
He has a bad habit of dropping it on the bar after a few too many beers.
Or onto your shoulder while you're not looking!
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????
You guys have got me thinking. I've been using the same DAME for the past 20 years and he always checks out the old ring-gear but is it right that he uses his TONGUE???????
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Had my nuts checked with the quacks bare hands!!!
He then proceeded the shake the hand of the next patient as he came through the door as I was leaving , No sign of had wash to be had.
Only of concern if you are in the Redcliffe area in QLD.
As for Crowley ,thoroughly enjoyed his conversations on the Polititians and the clergy........
He then proceeded the shake the hand of the next patient as he came through the door as I was leaving , No sign of had wash to be had.
Only of concern if you are in the Redcliffe area in QLD.
As for Crowley ,thoroughly enjoyed his conversations on the Polititians and the clergy........