Is CASA morally criminal?
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Step right up and enjoy the show folks...
greylocks, welcome to the Circus!!! Indeed welcome welcome welcome.
You will enjoy the CASA show as it includes the following:
Tonights
You will enjoy the CASA show as it includes the following:
- Bearded women.
- Stunts - With FOI's shooting not out of large cannons, but shooting at you.
- Magic - Including smoke n mirror acts aplenty and a little game called 'Watch Your AOC Disapear'.
- Monkeys riding ponies (and heaps of pony pooh, so watch your step).
- Voodoo tricks.
- Popcorn and malfeasance served at the front of the tent.
- Lucky door prizes including pads of NCN's and draft copies of the 12 year work of art, but still uncompleted Surveillance Procedures Manual (big applause please from the Inspectors).
- Industry walking the tightrope with no net.
- Taming of a Tiger - Watch live under the Big Top as CASA deflect interest in the poor circus management of the whole show and try a tact of deflection by Taming a Tiger (theairline that is)
- Kiss a Carnie - Yes your chance to plant a big smooch on the cheek of one of your local Inspectors.
- Finale - Some Field Office fireworks followed by a special reading of Macbeth by Kharon! (sorry, that last one is a piss take).
Tonights
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GL - Where is our hero with a sharp sword?
ICAO/ FAA warts and all audit for starters and direction. (Same as the Kiwis did but this time we read it).
AFP investigations for bull**** destruction.
Law Society for an assessment of the legality of stuff.
The Senate for the constitutional stuff.
The Productivity Commission for the undone, half done and over cooked stuff.
Fair Work Australia for the imposed administrative castration stuff.
Perhaps a honest administrator for the day to day stuff.
Hell, we have enough sharp toys to play with, just a question of motivation and determination. AB Patterson understood – very well indeed.
Pioneers.
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Pioneers
Kharon - I guess you're referring to the article "Pioneers and Places," by AB (Banjo) Paterson, where people came to this country with little or nothing, didn't know where they were going, but made a go of it anyway and succeeded.
I'm more in favour of shooting the b******s, then they can't come back.
BUT - they're not worth going to gaol for, so, winning by attrition may be safer.
Poor little ugly Hydra!
You must feel sorry for the little worm.
By choosing HEADS instead of HEARTS, he has opted for multiple headaches.
The only cure for such jealous hate-filled pain is complete annihilation.
Come my friends who fly the skies.
Show pity for this pitiful little worm and put him out of his misery.
This slug has no imagination, but thinks, by playing the same game over and over, despite the diminished capacity of its renewed heads, that it can win!!
Poor pathetic little thing.
I'm more in favour of shooting the b******s, then they can't come back.
BUT - they're not worth going to gaol for, so, winning by attrition may be safer.
Poor little ugly Hydra!
You must feel sorry for the little worm.
By choosing HEADS instead of HEARTS, he has opted for multiple headaches.
The only cure for such jealous hate-filled pain is complete annihilation.
Come my friends who fly the skies.
Show pity for this pitiful little worm and put him out of his misery.
This slug has no imagination, but thinks, by playing the same game over and over, despite the diminished capacity of its renewed heads, that it can win!!
Poor pathetic little thing.
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The Casa Circus
Mr. Gobbledock:
The circus sounds like fun. I'm sure I will enjoy it, but I feel a cold wind blowing through the tent.
Should we turn up the heat?
The circus sounds like fun. I'm sure I will enjoy it, but I feel a cold wind blowing through the tent.
Should we turn up the heat?
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circus again
Gobbledocks - your enthusiasm is catching!
You may need a special matinee performance, because I heard a rumour that Hydra would like to perform.
He wants to walk THE TIGHT ROPE!
Just imagine how it could be. The slimy little worm balanced precariously on the high wire, tottering a little as the bully and the coward in him vie for position.
He takes a step and looks down, wondering maybe why the faces upturned below are so quiet.
Then pride replaces the bully and the coward and he takes another step - and slips a little.
Will the tentacles clinging fearfully to the platform, save him if, perchance, he should fall?
Some have already detached themselves. After all, leaderless self-preservation is preferable to death.
Then our Hydra oversteps the mark. The next step misses the wire and he plunges to an
ignoble death into the arms of the infamous ranks of ghouls, who once thought they too, were above the law.
The crowd is hushed. Strangely, no-one cheers; but a quiet satisfaction pervades the tent. Perhaps now, Hydra will be buried with the corruption, the hurt, the anger and the waste, in an unmarked grave.
Anyway, it will make a good show. Please keep me a ring side seat.
You may need a special matinee performance, because I heard a rumour that Hydra would like to perform.
He wants to walk THE TIGHT ROPE!
Just imagine how it could be. The slimy little worm balanced precariously on the high wire, tottering a little as the bully and the coward in him vie for position.
He takes a step and looks down, wondering maybe why the faces upturned below are so quiet.
Then pride replaces the bully and the coward and he takes another step - and slips a little.
Will the tentacles clinging fearfully to the platform, save him if, perchance, he should fall?
Some have already detached themselves. After all, leaderless self-preservation is preferable to death.
Then our Hydra oversteps the mark. The next step misses the wire and he plunges to an
ignoble death into the arms of the infamous ranks of ghouls, who once thought they too, were above the law.
The crowd is hushed. Strangely, no-one cheers; but a quiet satisfaction pervades the tent. Perhaps now, Hydra will be buried with the corruption, the hurt, the anger and the waste, in an unmarked grave.
Anyway, it will make a good show. Please keep me a ring side seat.
