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Old 11th Oct 2011, 08:40
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Bear vs aeroplane

During a private fly-in fishing excursion into the Alaskan wilderness, the
chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler with bait in the plane.

A bear smelled it.

This is what the bear did to the plane...

The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him two new tires,
three cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic. He then patched the
plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!

Duct tape. Never leave home without it...












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Old 11th Oct 2011, 08:48
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An oldie...........this has done the rounds on the web for a couple of years now.

I'm pretty sure it was not a koala.
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AWWWW !! Sorry Chimbu. I've been around for ages too & haven't seen it. Please,others, if you've seen it,please avert your eyes.
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i've seen it so many times over the last 10 years.......................


IT WAS A DROP BEAR!
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Do a painting with the bear....Yogi perhaps
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It occurred early in 2009, so it's been about for a couple of years now:

An appetite for revenge | Alaska Dispatch

For a better Australian story, there's a bar in Alice Springs with a story on the wall about a guy who made a forced landing in the desert to the south. He repaired the aircraft with tools on hand, including wiring an axe handle to the broken propeller to balance it (! ) and filling the burst tyres with sand - and then flew it out to the nearest road!
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Is that possible without SOP's ....
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Looks like something Charlie Henderson would do!

DF.
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Probably would have used less tape too DF!
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Woulda worked if he just cut away the rag and flew it naked.
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