I love greenies with no brains
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I love greenies with no brains
This article proves three things:
1. It is a very slow news week in the Tamworth area
2. The new generation of journalists can't spell or edit (read the description of the video)
3. People with no brains should stay away from the cameras
1. It is a very slow news week in the Tamworth area
2. The new generation of journalists can't spell or edit (read the description of the video)
3. People with no brains should stay away from the cameras
A Greenie runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. He' s an arrogant **** and thinks he is smarter than the cop because of his education and training. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense. Cop says, "Licence, please." Greenie says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Greenie says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License, please." Greenie says, "What's the difference?"Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence, please!" Greenie says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and you give me the fine, if not you let me go and no fine. Cop says, "Okay, get out of your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the **** out of the Greenie and says: "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
Good, while they're concentrating on the flying side of things, it will take their tree-huggin minds off just how much coal and how many trains are going to be needed to transport said coal down to Newcastle.
Of course, they're more than welcome to try to stop us by chaining themselves to the railway line again. I get a week off when I run over someone.
Of course, they're more than welcome to try to stop us by chaining themselves to the railway line again. I get a week off when I run over someone.
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The only true wilderness left......................is the space between a greenie's ears.
''Fertilise the Bush. Doze in a Greenie''
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Probably more environment to worry about in a greenys hair do. that could probably do with a spray of insecticide too.
''Fertilise the Bush. Doze in a Greenie''
Is this a variation on:"Grow your own dope, plant a Pom" ??
Quite some time ago, the cattle industry in FNQ was under attack from the greenies, resulting in a widely distributed orange and black bumper sticker:
" This is cattle country, eat more beef, y' bastards !!".
I've probably got one or two left somewhere.
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After watching four corners on the abc last night I think the Gunnedah area has a much bigger issue with the farming v's mining debate then that minor development.
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After watching four corners on the abc last night I think the Gunnedah area has a much bigger issue with the farming v's mining debate then that minor development.
It's almost as funny as this:
YouTube - The Front Fell Off
Just move the shed beyond the environment.
YouTube - The Front Fell Off
Just move the shed beyond the environment.