Interesting landings:

[Delta]

What went wrong....

Great!!!!! keep em coming Guys N Gals.!!!!!!!!

another one might be:

(Thoughts from the pilot; "thank f i did not try this inverted"

[High-Bypass]

That's actually Archangel7, the last time they allowed him in the jump seat.

If you look closely you can see his CPL, CIR, ASIC, Instructor Rating, Bible, desire to be an airline pilot.........

[Oldmate]

All funny, but high Bypass winning so far i reckon....

[Delta]

winners (in my opinion)

must agree with you there Oldmate

2nd i think would go to: pressed_on

3rd to:rmcdonal

[Delta]

but hang on High-Bypass i thought archangel7 never made it to the JUMP SEAT dont see how he ever made it to the EJECTOR SEAT....maby he had a nother friend in some underling job that said that with an asic, CPL, CIR, he could fly in any seat........

[Death made simple]

Looks to me like he did his check flight with BM

[Delta]

[Ooga Booga]

See if this link works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evK40cy2u94




Sorry, this link does not seem to work. I will investigate.

[DeltaSix]

Originally Posted by mingalababya

Yep, just saw it. Why does cockpit voice thingy call the pilot flying a 'retard' at the flare? Did he flare too late?

He was trying to piss off the pilot by telling him he is a "Retard" .....justkidding - to set the throttle to Idle detent.

[mingalababya]

Originally Posted by DeltaSix

He was trying to piss off the pilot by telling him he is a "Retard" .....justkidding - to set the throttle to Idle detent.

That's awesome .. do Boeings have such a system as well, or is only on the bus?
And so if you land heavily, does the cockpit voice thingy say "bloody idiot~!" ? LOL!

[DeltaSix]

Originally Posted by mingalababya

That's awesome .. do Boeings have such a system as well, or is only on the bus?
And so if you land heavily, does the cockpit voice thingy say "bloody idiot~!" ? LOL!

No, the Boeings don't have it, it assumes you know when to idle the thrust levers and when to engage the thrust reversers.

In regards to aural warnings, you get a lot of it like "Terrain, Terrain, pull up" or warnings on "Glideslope" and the EGPWS where it gives you your radar altitude....ex... "four hundred - minimums, minimums". And if you land heavily, it says "Sh#t - you've done it again you retard !!! "