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You have come to the right place to ask this pertinent question. It is more relevant than most of the horsejit spun by Ibecks, etc, who just can't help themselves and will wade right in, in their haste to have a bite.
You must both be bored now schoolies is over.
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Too tight to dry-clean with your allowance? I'd say Ops Normal is simply learning an early lesson from the hosties in:
"Allowances, Hoarding of."
Your next lesson will be on "Noodles, in Kettle, Boiling of."
Followed by: "Advanced Carpet-Grazing" (AKA: "How to Survive on Cast-Off Room Service Trays.")
You're right cactus, the interesting guys are swatted and wallies like Ibex take their place with their wally-speak. Or wannabes but at least one wannabe ceo pilot has finally pulled his head in and backed off.
PS Ops Normal, throw your duds away and get some real stuff made up in a sweat shop in Asia. They will fit and look much better than the standard wrinkly ankle-length clobber proudly worn by Capt. Ima Spacecadet, along with his pocket full of pens.
PPS I was passing through **** recently and saw the out-going crew paperwork for the Qwanarse flight ahead of ours. The youngest member of the wait-persons was "Sweet-48"!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA....!!!! Oh God how I laughed......
"Allowances, Hoarding of."
Your next lesson will be on "Noodles, in Kettle, Boiling of."
Followed by: "Advanced Carpet-Grazing" (AKA: "How to Survive on Cast-Off Room Service Trays.")
You're right cactus, the interesting guys are swatted and wallies like Ibex take their place with their wally-speak. Or wannabes but at least one wannabe ceo pilot has finally pulled his head in and backed off.
PS Ops Normal, throw your duds away and get some real stuff made up in a sweat shop in Asia. They will fit and look much better than the standard wrinkly ankle-length clobber proudly worn by Capt. Ima Spacecadet, along with his pocket full of pens.
PPS I was passing through **** recently and saw the out-going crew paperwork for the Qwanarse flight ahead of ours. The youngest member of the wait-persons was "Sweet-48"!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA....!!!! Oh God how I laughed......
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For those of you that are interested..............
They shrink and go furry after 40 mins in the westinghouse !.
I now have myself a pair of those three-quater pants that were (allegedly) funky a few years ago, crossed with a pair of wooly trackies !.
Oh and while im here...... are there any tricks to making the silly hat look any less silly ??
They shrink and go furry after 40 mins in the westinghouse !.
I now have myself a pair of those three-quater pants that were (allegedly) funky a few years ago, crossed with a pair of wooly trackies !.
Oh and while im here...... are there any tricks to making the silly hat look any less silly ??
Don't be such a stingy wang and just get them drycleaned!
Hat modding requires at least 2 paperclips and a phone book, but ideally scissors, rubber bands and some fabric glue, and then wearing it in the shower to get the crust factor up there.
They still look sh*t though
Hat modding requires at least 2 paperclips and a phone book, but ideally scissors, rubber bands and some fabric glue, and then wearing it in the shower to get the crust factor up there.
They still look sh*t though
OOOh I have waited a long time for this.
Nunc est bibendum
There are two options with the lid Ops. Go to work looking like a Soviet Army border guard with the brim out wide or sew, stick, cajole and otherwise convince the sides to stay down beside the head band and go to work looking like a WWII German Panzer driver.
Just acknowledge the fact that the hat isn't the most glamourous bit of kit and live with it. The saving grace for blokes is that it looks worse on the ladies! 
Amazing how the RAAF can have such a great looking hat (for the blokes anyway) whilst the QF ones look pretty tragic. It could be worse, we could be made to wear our jackets all the time! 
Just acknowledge the fact that the hat isn't the most glamourous bit of kit and live with it. The saving grace for blokes is that it looks worse on the ladies!
Amazing how the RAAF can have such a great looking hat (for the blokes anyway) whilst the QF ones look pretty tragic. It could be worse, we could be made to wear our jackets all the time!
