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Old 22nd May 2004, 07:05
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In my hand, i have the blue pill.

The accompanying pamphlet says it gives you a clear head, pure energy and keeps you moving. It also claims to be a legal and non-addictive alternative to methamphetamine.

I am with friends going out for a night on the town . I don't drink and do not take drugs.

What's your view?
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Old 22nd May 2004, 07:11
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Are you sure you still have that blue pill in your hand Max?
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Old 22nd May 2004, 07:21
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I lied...





It's still in its packet.
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Old 22nd May 2004, 11:44
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Are you sure it's not just a bloody expensive caffeine pill?
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.... or could it be one of those Guarana horrors...

The only effect those things have is to give you a roaring headache!



why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill....
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Old 24th May 2004, 04:14
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If she's that bad, think about someone else. Kylie, Elle, Claudia etc. That should help jonathon stand to attention. Then you won't need the those blue pills....
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Old 24th May 2004, 04:20
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It's not a small diamond shaped, blue pill is it.

That could give you an altogether different kind of clear head


S2K
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Old 24th May 2004, 04:51
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They're handing out those blue pills to the elderly gents in nursing homes now they're on the PBS.

It keeps them from rolling out of bed at night.......
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A mate of mine tried one of those blue pills - took it with a glass of water but it got stuck in his throat.

He's had a stiff neck for the past three weeks.

Woomera

Thanks Hugh, they don\'t actually work all that well, stopping you from rolling out of bed that its.
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Old 24th May 2004, 10:58
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A fifty three year old, recently divorced woman with a figure that would put some so-called supermodels to shame!!!
If you are blessed to meet someone like that; who needs blue or any other colour pills for that matter!!!
Yes; I am! No; I'm not!
Work this one out for yourselves!!

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Old 25th May 2004, 02:39
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Yes; I am! No; I'm not!
Work this one out for yourselves!!
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Jeez, Pinky!

That's just too cryptic (i.e. female) for us mere-males to deduce!

Why don't you just post us a picture and we'll judge from there and give you our verdict?

Cheers!

TJ
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Old 25th May 2004, 02:59
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Pick me Pinky!! Pick me!!

PS:Max, take the pill and have a good lie down!!

Cheers, HH.

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I heard they are mixing Viagra with Valium..


Result: If you dont get a f*ck you couldnt give a f*ck..

Bong On !
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Just heard they are just about to release Viagra for women.

Much to-ing and fro-ing from advertising and marketing types has settled on the name Niagra.

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Niagra, guaranteed to keep her wet all night....
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Could make a snorkel an essential sexual device, or maybe just the ability to breath through your ears would suffice.
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Old 25th May 2004, 11:21
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turbinejunkie and Howard Hughes; I'm a gentleman of the old school. ie Don't kiss and tell and/or refuse to confirm or deny.Also; possibly you have misinterpreted my post.
Beer Bong; Good one mate!!

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Hi Pinky,

yeh, you're right! I sure did get you wrong!

Quote:

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I'm a gentleman of the old school.
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Scary! (Apologies too!)

TJ.
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This thread is going down (no pun intended)-hill fast...

So What happened MAX did you take the pill or remain a "virgin-blue?"

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Old 26th May 2004, 12:13
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turbinejunkie; No apology necessary! I was far too cryptic for my own good. That's what can happen when I have had too much good red when I put up posts. (Such as right now..hic) The phrase 'too smart by half' is probably applicable here.
To remove any misconception; I was referring to a certain Woman that I may/may not have met etc etc etc.
(Post discontinued to avoid getting myself any further in the s**t than I am now)

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