Pig and Pussy Hunt

[ISHIHARA]

Yes here here , must agree with Ops.

Like your stuff mate keep it up, the more cats killed the better.

By the way, on the domestic cat front, is it true that Panadol mixed in with cat food creates a cat poison?
Anyone with good home recepies for cat posion let me know.

Ta

[Northern Chique]

Aspirin, not panadol has a much quicker effect, but bith really quite cruel. The asprin effect being generally somewhat more obvious... it interfears with one of the clotting agents in the blood and anything but a reasonably mature human will have terrible effects from it. The animal usually bleeds into the cranial cavity after a fluid build up intially.

The other I have seen used in baiting clever animals was crushed glass and ratsack. (a pet dog was brought into a friends vet surgery after eating a peice of meat laced with the mix). The animal subsequntly died a horendous and very messy death.

We often did post's on farm animals poisoned with strycnine, arsenic, ratsack (warfarin), crushed glass, lead poisoning from lodged shotgun and slug gun pellets and various others methids of dispatching dogs, cats, foxes, birds etc.

I dont mind culling feral animals at all, in fact our fragile land needs all the help it can get, but the horrible deaths to which the human race subjects to elements of the animal kindom to are purely criminal at times.

The pig and pussy shoot is a greast way of controlling two majors ferals in the area and the animals are disapatched quickly.

[leftfrontside]

Top shot Wiz, it's kinda satisfying when you pull one off like that, still I prefer the .250 over the .222 noise and all.

.250's not much good for rabbits unless your after a damaged pelt, a bunnie shot up the arse at 250m with a .250 only seems to leave a pair of ears laying around for some reason, then at 3800fps - well

Still a .357 stuck down a pigs earhole as your pass on the the XR500 is the stuff - takes out the margin for error and elimates the long shot.

I'd give my left tit to be at that P & P hunt.

[the wizard of auz]

bwahahahaha. I love being a red neck.
I have to admit, I did post a reply after taking it out of context myself............. then withdrew it after the penny dropped a second or so after I hit the post button.
But, after all, I am only a redneck.

[DirectAnywhere]

Aren't we all deep down?

[tinpis]

You're A Redneck When...



You take your dog for a walk, and you both use the same tree.



You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.



Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.



Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.



You burn your yard rather than mow it.



You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.



The Salvation Army declines your mattress.



Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.



You offer to give someone the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.



You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.



You come back from the dump with more than you took.



You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.



Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.



Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.



You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.



You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.



You've bathed with flea and tick soap.



You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.



Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.



You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.



You took a fishing pole to Sea World.



You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.



You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.



You have a rag for a gas cap.



Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas

dinner.



Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.



You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.



You can spit without opening your mouth.



You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.



Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.



You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.



Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.



You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.



You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.



You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.



Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.



A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.



You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.



You've asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"



You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.



Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.



You've spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.


You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.


When someone asks to see your I.D. you show your belt buckle.


Your Junior and Senior Proms had a day care.


Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro Light from her lips before telling the Cops to kiss her a**.
You've used lard in bed.


The primary color of your car is "Bondo."


The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."


Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.


Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.


You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.


You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.


Jack Daniel makes your list of "most admired Americans."


Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan.


You see no need for a rest stop because there's an empty milk jug in the car.


Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.


You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side front window of your car.


You barbecue Spam.



Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.


Red Man Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.


You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you were at work.


Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.


Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.


You view the upcoming family reunion as a chance to meet girls.


You prominently display the souvenir you got at Graceland.


When your front porch collapses, three or more dogs die.


You've signed a petition to change the national anthem to "Nothing Could Be Finer Than to Be in Carolina."


You call the boss "Dude."


You think "Volvo" is part of a woman's anatomy.


You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.


You've been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.


Your father encouraged you to quit school because Larry had an opening on the lube rack.


You need an estimate from the barber before you get a haircut.


After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.


You pass out Styrofoam cups at your wedding reception for people to spit in.

[tinpis]

Oh..BTW this morning some nice piccies in the NT NoNews of pigs to 108kg class shot at the pig 'n pussy.

No pussy yet tho , but quite few cane toads.

Hmmm... back in the olden days in PNG cane toads were spectacular when clobbered with .45ACP .

[the wizard of auz]

I remember quite a few years ago in a pub in QLD (either torrens creek or Mengala) there was an air rifle and a golf club made available for the public to persue their hobbies involving cane toads.
some very speccy shots pulled of with bleary eyes I seem to remember.
Oh dear, I do seem to have quite a few similarities to those listed

[Northern Chique]

hey at least the news didnt have a croc on the front cover.... oops sorry.. it did, under the piggy and barra bit!!!!!

Looked like a hell of a haul to make a decent hungi with too

On the subject of toads, the new driving range will have great night entertainment hitting the targets with toads! cheaper than golf balls anyway and they make such a great noise when they hit!

[OZBUSDRIVER]

A 6 iron is normally the best selection for obstacle clearance and range.Address your toad and remember to tap them on the head so they sit up. A final note, face first

Regards

Mark

[Ascend Charlie]

I have found that anything more than a 4-iron cuts them in half, with resultant mess.

Preferred a 1-wood meself, and the technical term for the game is "GORF", which is a frog looking the other way...

[Barbers Pole]

Nothing like getting onto a mob of pigs with the ole .270