Ladies and Gentlemen ....I introduce the 2028 Red Arrows..

Russian Air Force General visits Moscow to receive his next orders personally from Putin!

"...But Dad, what's this got to do with the Birds & the Bees?" asked young Nutty...

Jeez Goose...I only asked if I could buzz the tower again!

When an order to scramble the Schwarm gets lost in translation.

Oops! Looks like somebody dropped a match in the box….

The Russian Knights latest formation display is spectacular, albeit brief.

Early FSB scenario for staging the unfortunate Prigozhin accident was judged 'suitably entertaining', but a 'bit messy'.

When the Mach Loop turns nasty.....

Hah! All those missiles just to bring down one plane...oh ****.
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When Staneval plays tough.

Hoskins wondered why his callsign was Mother Duck.

Charlie (Kelly McGillis): Mav, I thought we were jetting away for a romantic weekend, why did you have to bring the kids?

not too sure why that’s in larger type!

"....and what does this button do?"

And then one of the eager missiles will reach its goal, and nine months later a new carrier will slide down the ways.

Trying to fit in an "Elvers have left the building" pun but insufficient alcohol this week has left me swimming against the tide of hopeless gags...

" You're gonna set my heart (+ rest of me!) on fire"!:uhoh:

Hoskins: "OK, I get the 'incoming' message, so....................................... what do I do now? Can you talk me through it?"

you call that a loyal wingman.... here hold my beer, let them loose,

It's been like this since the divorce rumors started. The slightest whiff that the crown prince is in the cockpit, and they appear out of nowhere.