its OK Skipper. They were fired by Stormtroopers, so they'll all miss.

"Too close for missiles, switching to guns!"

Another Spaghetti Weapon film by Sergio Leone...

"Fox Fourteen!!"

Hoskins I think the call sign “Pied Piper” might have been a bad idea

Yea, I'd say you're right. Cheers.

Somevone is in for a real ****zeenstorm.... O vait it is us..

Vot do you mean they appear to be tracking our radio frequencies?

Damned the kremlin and their short cuts... vhen they sold us these beyond visual range missiles, they omitted it to mention that when we fired them they would lock onto us beyond OUR visible range and track us.

Schtop calling us Mother Goose over zee radio.

Vell surely von ov these glorious Motherland missiles must be vorking as advertised?
Niet..

Russian Air Defence are saying, do not worry and would ze vife prefer a new Lada or a cash equivalent?

OH DEAR, I think I undercounted - BANG :uhoh:

No worries - this heap ought to go much faster now I've got rid of that lot! :)

Raised in captivity, the sparrows lacked a natural migration instinct.

Yup, those are our local small birds - but you should see the BIG ones!

"Damn!! We've overtaken our own missiles!"

“… and may all your troubles be little ones!”

So this it what it means to be an “uncle target”…..