Yes, yes. They laugh at us now. But who’ll be laughing at high tide eh?

Sir, there’s nothing in the regulations about the Bosun paying the toll!

I do hope this dazzle camouflage works because I feel a bloody idiot up here.

The Navy went downhill after they started procuring Chinese vessels.

I told you not to let Private Frasier anywhere near Joneses butchers van, he won't be happy Cpt Mainwaring.

Give me one honk Vasili, One honk only, please.

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'Twas on the Good Ship Green Bus
By God you should have seen us...

I'll get you Leading Seaman Butler!

Join the Navy and see the world, the recruiting officer said…..

If Vosper Thornycroft made buses...

"Don't worry, Mr Putin, nobody could get hurt falling out of one of THESE windows!"

The logic was that the dazzle camouflage would mislead observers as to speed and heading, thus foiling their intensions. Several road collisions later the fallacy became obvious.

Obviously designed for deployment in the ETO. Hitler was famous for missing busses.

When all the seas go dry , we will be ready , and who will be laughing then at the new navy

Not sure that handbrake turns will ever replace Nelson’s strategic crossing the T’s

"Somehow, the electrical contractor got this signed off as the Essential Bus."

Do you think it was a good idea to let Uncle Albert drive Dell Boy?

Damn it’s the rossers, make smoke..

The hunt for Red October wasn't going well.

Right! Camera ready?
Check!
PlayStation controller charged?
Check!
Excellent! Lets go & see the Titanic shall we?

Bus stop ahead.... prepare to repel boarders.

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That's a damned funny place to situate the hot tub.

Bridge to Helm, change of course, steer 020.. over.


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Bollox, it looks like our advance inland is twarted by a low bridge.

The boffins solution to avoid torpedo's was devilishly effective, but seemed to need new tactics too.

Where TopGear got the concept for their Toybota Channel Challenge

Well I suppose a poop deck is in keeping with naval tradition.

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Some of the crew are reporting scurvy, how far are we away from Portsmouth?

The Japanese keep capturing islands, so we built one we could move out of harm's way.

Police in pursuit, set depth charges

Sad to report Sir, the keel hauling of Smithers was only a partial success, as we appear to have ran him over.

Oddly enough we don't accept Oyster Cards...

Dreadnought?
Yes, but if I'm honest, I dreaded this posting!

The Marines new amphibious amphibus was received with less than full enthusiasm

We had to relocate the heads to here, as the driver complained about it running down his windscreen.

They say we cannot enter Berlin as it is an ULEZ zone.