Ahh yes, two for a high tea, we have reserved your window seats on the 11th floor.

Welcome Gentlemen, Your celebrity chef will be right out to welcome you to his restaurant, he is just whipping up a pulonium souffle for you both.

Are you the real one?
No, I am a clone, what about you?
Nope I am a clone too.
Ha, you do realise they will make a movie about us, I can see it now... Attack of the Clones.

I will send my tailor to see you, that thong must be squeezing your pips to give you such a high voice.

Thinks (both): “What’s that pong?”

"Move your hand.....that's better."

Whispers: "Seriously? Lada123 is the launch code?"

Of course that should have read "...see you early-mid-next-weeks..." Carry on!

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A bit of advice Putin, you should try lifts in your shoes...

Lifts?... never, I like to stay on the ground floor thank you.

Think bubble over Putin.

You think that is a fart ? Standby for one of my patented silent but deadly farts !

So Adolf, looks like all those years hiding in those forests in Brazil hasn't done you any harm!

Hey up Vlad, look, here comes Buster... quick, bums against the wall time.

Well something is buzzing, it sounds like one of my mistresses toys Vlad

Black suit Vlad, are you going to a funeral?
Yes... erm didn't you get the memo? Ahhh I forget, you were not on the circulation list, simply in the subject matter.

If you shave off some of your moustache, I can use it so we can both have the Hitler look.

P: There are always naysayers, but we're following a fool-proof plan we've been perfecting for decades. In fact, we've just reached the final stage: destroy your opponent's silos.

L: Are you sure it reads from bottom to top?

I 'm with stupid !

As Russia took to leaning on Belarus for support

Putin gently nudged Lucky towards the open window off stage right....

Pinky & Perky Russian style

Ventriloquest puppet masterPutin had to lean over to get his grip on his life size doll's controls... (his former doll is out due to technical difficulties in DC, GA, WI, NM and FL)

I was checking your underpants for Po, but it seems to be Poo

L: arr Vlad there you are, I was going to ask you what happened to the Toy Soldiers you promised to send me?
V: I send them by rail from Crimea

Friends through thick and thin.

"This is my friend Lukashenko. Sure he's a little rough, but I intend to give him a little Polish..."

I'll call it tonight, fresh pic for the new week...

The BBC films a new series of "Pointless".

And this week's participants in dictator's job swap are ...

Spotted at the auditions for the new Laurel and Hardy movie.

Photo.
V.V. Putin surrounded by his supporters and admirers.

Moscow, summer 2023.

Liked them but there can only be one mantlepiece... and it belongs to SLXOwft

Well done, the CSN will be delivered once these two care in the community types have been rounded up or hounded down - or simply used in a demonstration of double defenestration.

Treaders, you are too kind.

Busy until UK lunchtime will post then.

Not sure if this has been used before, all hands to flying caption stations!


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the unsinkable "Molly Moskva"

Dad's Navy...

The ‘Navy Lark’ going on the road!

No son you don’t get sea duty allowance on this posting,

Is this the Navy’s equivalent to being told to fly rubber dog **** to Hong Kong ?

So how do you like serving on HMS Boris Johnson ?