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Sex, Movies and Furniture
Here we go again - caught out by the MQ furniture......
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/s...lane-9ftqhm2b7 Submarine officer Claire Jenkins ‘filmed X-rated videos’ at Faslane A Royal Navy officer is under investigation after she was caught making indecent films with her partner, a leading seaman, at the Faslane nuclear submarine base. Lieutenant Claire Jenkins, 29, who has commanded a team of sailors on HMS Artful, the Astute-class attack submarine, is accused of selling the content on an adult website. The warfare officer, who uses the name Cally Taylor on the website, regularly posts explicit pictures and videos with her boyfriend, Liam Doddington, also based at Faslane. It is understood that a number of their films may have been shot inside the naval base, home to the Trident missile-armed nuclear submarine fleet, and sold on Only Fans. The Royal Navy has opened an investigation over allegations that she has brought the navy into disrepute. A navy source told The Times: “It appears an officer serving on board a submarine has in her private time taken photos of herself in various stages of undress.” They said that the images and films “do look suspiciously like they were taken in military accommodation”. “When it became apparent she has filmed on the base, this is a clear discipline issue. She has stepped over the line and she is bringing the navy into disrepute.”...... Jenkins is currently on leave before she is given her next assignment. She is unlikely to be sacked, although sources said that she would likely be disciplined. Her films came to the navy’s attention last week. When the allegation was put to her, she admitted to it.......... |
Disciplined......
Careful she might enjoy it |
So she spends her days snorkelling in a tight tube with lots of blokes...and then goes to work on a submarine?! :)
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Seriously though, I think that this kind of thing was one of the valid arguments against Wrens going to sea.
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Her films came to the navy’s attention last week. |
I take it these films are unlikely to be given a certificate "U-Boat" by the British Board of Film Censors...
Hmmm, a new British sex comedy - "Up Periscope"... |
Or maybe Carry-on Up the Trident.
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Das Butt? ........
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Wouldn't running the film club count as a secondary duty?
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Won't she become a Lieutenant Commander automatically now?
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All perfectly acceptable as long as misssiles were not armed and all safety pins fitted.
Pretty standard stuff on a Boeing, which came equipped with stirrips and grab handles, which were not for decoration. The 80s were unbeatable. Bring them back at once aye grotty yottie |
I didn’t think Officers and Other Ranks were allowed to fraternise outside of work.
Or was it classed as work? An ideal situation for Doddington to riposte “It’s a job and someone had to do it!” |
hmmmm
Maybe someone's working their ticket and getting a ton of free marketing in the process???????????????? |
Brings a new meaning to open outer doors...
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They're all at it, they are looking for another.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lips-fans.html Warfare officer Lt Jenkins has commanded a team of sailors on the HMS Artful... She was also responsible for Tomahawk cruise missiles, embarking special forces at sea and covert insertions. |
Going down has a new meaning now ?
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Could bring a whole new meaning to "submerge"...
HMS Conquer Her? |
"Minuteman".
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“Das Butt”, brilliant! There must be some more, “We Dive at Dawn”?
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Do you mean Muff Dive at Dawn?
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