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chopper2004 20th Nov 2018 13:33

Probe launched as RAF NCO stars in blue movie
 

A little blue on blue action here? 😎🤓🤐

https://lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2...-raf-cranwell/

while the other tabloids seem to embellish the story.

Cheers


Chris Kebab 20th Nov 2018 13:36

...as posted by someone known as Chopper2004 no less...just saying.:confused:

Linedog 20th Nov 2018 13:49

2019 RAF recruitment film.

langleybaston 20th Nov 2018 13:57

said to be
a private life matter.
and privates presumably

Valiantone 20th Nov 2018 16:11

Well I suppose the young lady in question certainly got to ride his chopper....

Hat coat....etc

chopper2004 20th Nov 2018 16:27


Originally Posted by Chris Kebab (Post 10315567)
...as posted by someone known as Chopper2004 no less...just saying.:confused:

CK, could be worse I could have 1969 after my title :D
cheers

Haraka 20th Nov 2018 16:37

Then there was the film shown years ago on the R.A.F. Unit Security Officers' course where in the debrief ( https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/smile.gif ) you were supposed to notice that the entire action had been filmed in a Station Married Quarter.

MPN11 20th Nov 2018 16:50

I applied but failed the selection process. ;)

WOTME? 20th Nov 2018 16:51

In RAFG in the late 1970's there was a porn mag in the crewroom & someone said "He's got RAF socks on".....then someone said "That's A*** ******".....not sure if there was any investigation.

taxydual 20th Nov 2018 16:52

A Rock getting his rocks off. How novel. The video is rubbish by the way.

MPN11 20th Nov 2018 16:58

Socks on is sooo 1960s.

air pig 20th Nov 2018 17:01

He was 'outside the fence' a tthe time unlike I believe two nursing officers at a location who used the School of Nursing video equipment to produce their own for local distribution. The miltary police I believe had a fine time with that one.

Wander00 20th Nov 2018 18:31

many years ago it was rumoured that more than one comcen was producing blue movies.......now if it had been Watton with a certain young SACW also in the Theatre Group.....

Incidentally, anyone know anything of a naval aviator by the name of Wedge Thorp(e)

MPN11 20th Nov 2018 18:46

Wander00 ... a couple of well-developed lassies at Watton spring to mind from 1970. One went as far as having them reduced, to howls of muted protest in the Ops Room!

taxydual 20th Nov 2018 19:34

The Leeming one was a gem. A couple of guys watching it and having a laugh until, in the movie, a chair was knocked over and one of the viewers recognised his inventory code.

Wensleydale 20th Nov 2018 21:16

Looking at the thread title - one wonders at the destination of the probe that was launched!

NutLoose 20th Nov 2018 21:54

Anyone else find this below the belt, showing his wedding photo

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/raf-probe-after-drtecorated-flight-13617390

Linedog 20th Nov 2018 23:13

I must've led a very sheltered life during my 12 years service in the RAF.

NutLoose 20th Nov 2018 23:45

It does sort of bring a new meaning to getting you're rocks off.

heights good 21st Nov 2018 02:36

A genuine non-story. Gutter press just looking to make news rather than report it.

It is refreshing of the RAF saying it is a private matter.

The Old Fat One 21st Nov 2018 05:19


Originally Posted by heights good (Post 10316073)
A genuine non-story. Gutter press just looking to make news rather than report it.

It is refreshing of the RAF saying it is a private matter.

Concur, although I am aware of quite a few stories (personally aware of at least three) that have appeared in the national press, that the RAF/MOD have just blanked...a good mate of mine (top bloke) was called in to the AOC (also top bloke) after one very well known story that hit the red tops. He was greeted with something like...

"hat on, you're bollocked", hat off, would you like a coffee old chap, ignore that newspaper ****e, it's forgotten already".

PapaDolmio 21st Nov 2018 05:22

In less PC times many years ago most Runway Caravans contained a stash of literaure, normally stashed under the raised floor. Always fun trying to spot FQ issue furniture in Readers Wives although usually 'Jane- Aldershot or 'Lucy- Catterick' gave the game away.

So I was told anyway!

beardy 21st Nov 2018 05:24

I recall being told about a magazine that featured a semi clad woman, her clothing was clearly marked 'SARTU' & 'RAF VALLEY'. She certainly looked more attractive than anybody else I ever saw wearing said items of flying kit.

Pontius Navigator 21st Nov 2018 06:51

I did happen, as you do, to stumble across a picture of a sqn ldr in Mess Undress. The bottom half was black stockings etc. It said he was in Yorkshire.

At RAF Masirah in 1971 it was the plods that ran the blue movies. One movie, to great howls, was of two matelot, clearly in Malta with one of the keen local amateur talent.

cliver029 21st Nov 2018 11:30

At RAF Masirah in 1971 it was the plods that ran the blue movies. One movie, to great howls, was of two matelot, clearly in Malta with one of the keen local amateur talent.[/QUOTE]

Yes P P and the lovely WRVS lady allowed the projector be used in the belief that it was used for nice films and that a collection was taken at the end.

Cliver

mopardave 21st Nov 2018 11:33

I would imagine he's received a few compliments!

NutLoose 21st Nov 2018 11:38

Friend years ago used to work at a dump just outside of Bedford, every so often Boots would turn up with a truck to dump the photos that had been printed across their stores but not returned to the customers due to their sexual content, he said you would be out and all these "readers wives" photos would come blowing across the site.

Union Jack 21st Nov 2018 11:44


Originally Posted by NutLoose (Post 10315990)
Anyone else find this below the belt, showing his wedding photo

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/raf-probe-after-drtecorated-flight-13617390

Like wot you did, Nutty?😱

Jack

langleybaston 21st Nov 2018 18:19


Originally Posted by PapaDolmio (Post 10316109)
In less PC times many years ago most Runway Caravans contained a stash of literaure, normally stashed under the raised floor. Always fun trying to spot FQ issue furniture in Readers Wives although usually 'Jane- Aldershot or 'Lucy- Catterick' gave the game away.

So I was told anyway!

I never ever worked in an RAF Met Office that did not have a porn drawer. Perhaps the Posters had two lists that had to be congruent: blokes that liked it and Offices that stocked it. JHQ Rheindahlen had the best one, partly funded from the tea swindle as I recall.

MPN11 21st Nov 2018 18:51


It's believed Sgt Doyle will be allowed to keep his role training the next generation of Top Gun officers as the film was made during a gap in his service.
You need a FS Regt Gunner to teach future Top Gun officers, of course. "Stick it to them, lads."

Is he still in role after this farrago?

57mm 22nd Nov 2018 04:12

IIRC, the stud in one blue movie in the 80s was wearing an aircrew watch......

Ascend Charlie 22nd Nov 2018 04:24


IIRC, the stud in one blue movie in the 80s was wearing an aircrew watch......
Like I have always told the unbelievers, a big watch does NOT equal a small hows-yer-father.

Krystal n chips 22nd Nov 2018 05:33


Originally Posted by langleybaston (Post 10316700)
I never ever worked in an RAF Met Office that did not have a porn drawer. Perhaps the Posters had two lists that had to be congruent: blokes that liked it and Offices that stocked it. JHQ Rheindahlen had the best one, partly funded from the tea swindle as I recall.

It was regarded as a secondary duty on a certain Bruggen squadron, that, when on QRA and your day off, you would be directed to Roermond and to one retail outlet in particular, the large one on the right just past the station on the left, to restock the library funded by the tea swindle.....

stevef 22nd Nov 2018 06:37

Lyneham LSS A or B - sometime in the early/mid 70s... Didn't a patrolling Snowdrop peek into a crew room window in the course of his duties and observe the entire night shift enjoying a 16mm non-flight safety film? Conduct Prejudicial to Good Order and Service Discipline or somesuch.

Pontius Navigator 22nd Nov 2018 07:21


Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie (Post 10316993)
Like I have always told the unbelievers, a big watch does NOT equal a small hows-yer-father.

it was you was it?😀

Pontius Navigator 22nd Nov 2018 07:27

About that wedding picture, according to the articles he married after his film role. Was it fair to publish her picture too?

Meanwhile, in a seedy little office off Fleet Street (I know Canary Wharf):

"Right son, your job is to browse the net and look for RAF furniture in compromising situations. And take a box of man -size with you. Look forward to relief at lunchtime. Bonus if you find an aircrew watch. "

glad rag 22nd Nov 2018 07:41

"who reportedly met his wife Lisa when they worked on the same base after the film was shot."

She certainly knew what she was getting though...

;)

WilliumMate 22nd Nov 2018 07:45


Originally Posted by glad rag (Post 10317069)

She certainly knew what she was getting though...

;)

Crabs?

:E

Tankertrashnav 22nd Nov 2018 10:52


At RAF Masirah in 1971 it was the plods that ran the blue movies.
While at Kai Tak in 68 I was invited by the station provost officer to an afternoon in some flat where a large group of civvie RHKP and RMP officers assembled to watch all the "blue movies" which had been confiscated recently. The chilled San Mig flowed freely and it soon became raucous. One remark that sticks in the mind is when a film showed a local lass "performing" with a large dog of a certain breed and one wag called out "So that's what the Boxer uprising was!"

As PPRuNe's resident medal pedant I have to object to the description of "decorated", when the chap appears to be wearing the usual selection of campaign and jubilee medals etc, but no decorations. But then it is a newspaper, what do I expect? I see The Times used the same description in its own report.

Pontius Navigator 22nd Nov 2018 18:41

TTN reminds me. At one point we fell into bad company in Singapore - a Victor 1 tanker crew. Singapore, under Lee Kuan Yew​​​​​​, was now a clean country. Anyway the Victor captain engaged a taxi with directions to take us to a live show.

There followed a long tour around the town with frequent stops for directions. Eventually we arrived at a timber yard! It was an illicit blue movie show. As the taxi driver had not taken us to where we wanted the Victor captain refused to pay though we did give him some money.

What I remember clearly, when we went in, was the sight of our crew chiefs and the Victor chief, sitting on a log bench. Our next stop was to a brothel where we got free cold beers, made our excuses and left. In the process we collected an RAAF crew.


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