I am amazed people have the time to continue to post nonsense on this thread

I second that

For some the hours hang heavy. And there's nothing more tedious than writing minutes.

Most people are happy to take minutes but the taker of the clock shows he had time on his hands

It's just a little harmless escapement nonsense.....

Tick tock, hickory dock, the thief ran off with the clock

The clock struck one, then it was gone...

Would a military clock be allowed to strike?

This thread is just a wind up.

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

Looks like time has run out

I'm still alive, so that is clearly a wind-up. Oh, hang on, you said that earlier.

Perhaps the thread has entered a time-warp?

Who can say
Why today,
tomorrow
Will be yesterday?

[8 day clock]

MPN, no I didn't, but the clock is a 12 hour repeater so the same pun can be rewound every 12 hours.

MPN, no I didn't, but the clock is a 12 hour repeater so the same pun can be rewound every 12 hours. - PN

So presumably Twelve O'clock High is still showing twice daily.....:*

Jack

Only if PN winds it up regularly. He should manage that, as someone who only usually worked once a week ;)

I second that

How do they manage an 8 day clock? What are the SOPs?

1. Someone winds it every Sunday [but if there's a raid on, someone might forget?]
2. Aged Retainer comes in once a week to wind it [what happens if he gets sick, or dies?]
3. Duty Airman issued with key, winding for the use of [what happens if he's sick, hungover or forgetful?]

On these thin threads hung the survival of Great Britain.

In those days there were plenty of airmen so a clock watcher would be no problem.

Now if they had a clock watcher today it would not have been nicked

But ... how would the clock watcher know when to wind the clock?

Details, details ... they're the things that make things work.

... like the killer Beagle guarding the clock, accompanied by his RAFP Feeding-Person.

There appears to be no escapement from clocking on to this thread, there has been some jewels posted so far, 17 jewels to be precise. I will continue to watch what happens and see how long it takes until it sweeps to the bottom of the page, I am surprised a thread clockwise has lasted so long.

I was looking for batteries for this clock. There were none, so I wound up at a clock shop.

Come on folks, enough's enough. This thread is starting to really tick me off.

Would a military clock be allowed to strike?

Some posts on here are just minute attempts to fob us off

You're all cuckoos, the lot of you..

Propose it's time to start a movement to clock off - Hands up if someone would kindly second that.

Jack

This thread could last 'til the end of time

The only clock to worry about

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

See #48. Is it a repeater movement?

Thanks, NutLoose. It appears I died 2 years ago. Should I be worried? Am I living on borrowed time?

My sincere condolences, how was ones wake?

I must have slept through it, or failed to set the alarm clock.

B*gger that. The Death Clock says 9/11 2020. I want 12/23 2046 at least. That's a ton, and I'm anticipating a congratulatory email from King William and the pension trustees meeting and grumbling "is that old b*stard STILL drawing his pension?"

Time Gentlemen please !

Certainly, Sir ... at the 3rd stroke it will be 14:40 ... beep, beep, beeeeep

I understand the thief was called Procrastinator

I hope the quartz deal firmly with you lot!

You're winding me up, surely

I was sure you were battery-powered, with a cheap Taiwanese movement ;)