There isn't a door with a chain saw... :confused:

Halloween?
Just yet more Murican commercial cultural imperialism.
Give us a break, will ya? - The stores haven't even finished putting their Christmas decorations up yet.

(But it's all for the kiddies, not the entrepreneurs, don't you understand?).


Bah! Humbug!

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And, besides...
I don't want to go on record as having been seen handing out sweets to neighourhood children.
My missus gives me a hard enough time as it is, - because she's five years younger than me, I take advantage of her.


Hmm..