£5800 worth of viagra stolen from RAF Mahram
 

That's a bit of a downer for the chaps!

Thieves grab RAF Viagra and £7m of equipment | The Times

Was it a Stick-Up? :}:}

Mahram? Is that in the middle east?

The RAF states that Viagra has other medical uses, such as treating low blood pressure and altitude sickness.

And stopping their ancient senior officers rolling out of bed... ;)

Are police looking for hardened criminals?

I hope when caught they receive a stiff sentence

And some hard labour.

Someone should get a stiff talking-to..................

PC Whitehat was reported as saying that "Anyone seen walking with a limp will not be classed as a suspect"

My missus gives me half a Viagra a day, it's not for the sex, she's just fed up with me peeing on my slippers.

Slippers? SLIPPERS??

Looxurry! we dreamed of slippers'. All us 'ad were cardboard cutouts.

JohnB

Sounds like a c*ck-up to me ---

Well it should at least help the budget pressures in Marham.

They won't be so hard up :}

I always put some in my tea. It stops the biscuits from going soggy.

The Police will have to rise to the occasion to catch these crims.

The trick with Viagra is to swallow it quickly, otherwise you get a stiff neck.

Get the whole Station on parade - see if anyone stands out....

Cardboard? - get you with your Laady-Daah ways.

Yes, see who is standing to attention all of the time !

Apparently the police have some firm leads.

Thought you mil aviators could keep it up.:E

Hopefully they won't withdraw before finding any stiffs !

Typical.............£7 million worth of kit gone but Plod only worried about the Viagra, what kind of floppy :mad: are they.

The detectives on the case suspect an inside job - they're looking for woodentops.

Should look for JO who has a 'stiff upper lip'

Why do RAF need Viagra ?

Are Fly Boys no longer able to get up into the air ?

This news has probably already aroused more than the interest of a bunch of local criminals! :)

racedo, it's so they can rise above the rest..:E

"I don't see 'em Ice, but they must be close, I'm getting a h... oh, wait a minute!"

CG

Was it another "blue on blue" episode ? ;)

It brings a new meaning to

Per Ardua ad Astra

I hear they are now coming up short on ideas

Not much 'up, up and (having it ) away' going on now, I fancy.

How times have changed,. In days of yore we were given bromide, now it's Viagra!

As long as the SWO doesn't find sh1t on the end of his stick.

FJ Pilots are not what they used to be are they?

Assuming it was the non-proprietary Sildenafil that was stolen rather than the actual name-brand Viagra at a maxinum of £3.10 for a pack of 8 (rather than £46.99 for 8 Viagra) that is a hell of an impotence problem they are stocking for! By my calculations that is a little under 15,000 little blue pills they had in stock!

I know Norfolk women can be a bit ropey but come on!



(All prices taken from Jan 14 BNF)

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Following a lead, police recovered a dog.

would the thieves get r emission for good behaviour?

PURPLE PITOT

I think you should confess, don't make it hard for yourself.

They would get Hard Time probably................