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-   -   £5800 worth of viagra stolen from RAF Mahram (https://www.pprune.org/military-aviation/532374-5800-worth-viagra-stolen-raf-mahram.html)

ShyTorque 21st Jan 2014 15:19

Helpful Stacker, so why such an interest in knowledge of the price? :p

racedo 21st Jan 2014 15:20

Shy

Wondered about that, but thought best not to ask, he many not be able to get up for the challenge.

Pontius Navigator 21st Jan 2014 15:21


Originally Posted by The Helpful Stacker (Post 8276071)
Assuming it was the non-proprietary Sildenafil that was stolen rather than the actual name-brand Viagra at a maxinum of £3.10 for a pack of 8 (rather than £46.99 for 8 Viagra) that is a hell of an impotence problem they are stocking for! By my calculations that is a little under 15,000 little blue pills they had in stock!
(All prices taken from Jan 14 BNF)

Remarkably well informed there THS and using BNF as a cover just goes to prove it. Not hard up are we? :E

gr4techie 21st Jan 2014 15:23

Are the local swamp dwelling women around Marham so ugly / inbred that £5800 worth of Viagra is needed ?

The Helpful Stacker 21st Jan 2014 15:29


Helpful Stacker, so why such an interest in knowledge of the price?
No problems myself (blood pressure, altitude sickness or otherwise!) but being a nurse its information that is far from difficult to round up*.

Of course the really interesting thing is not what some guys use to get themselves up but what they turn up at ED with them stuck in!



*(On tea break and have the BNF app on my phone)

goudie 21st Jan 2014 15:31


The RAF states that Viagra has other medical uses, such as treating low blood pressure and altitude sickness.
Yeah, right!:rolleyes:

ShyTorque 21st Jan 2014 15:32

I had no idea the blue pills were so expensive. Surely for that price you could just buy a prettier woman?

Madbob 21st Jan 2014 15:52

Q. Have you heard about the guy who had a Viagra tablet stuck in his throat?
A. Apparently he had a stiff neck for a week!:ok:

MB

langleybaston 21st Jan 2014 16:28

I had no idea the blue pills were so expensive. Surely for that price you could just buy a prettier woman?

Does not help in the dark, does it.

500N 21st Jan 2014 16:31

Well turn the light on then ;) :O


Or have the RAF at Marham become so used to ugly women that
doing it in the dark is now natural !

ShyTorque 21st Jan 2014 17:11

As Ken Dodd advised the wives... Don't be too quick getting undressed in the bathroom on a Saturday night and don't ever take their husband by surprise..... Allow him time to think of someone he fancies.

Fareastdriver 21st Jan 2014 18:03

In Norfolk nudity is the best form of birth contol going.

Trim Stab 21st Jan 2014 18:08

On a more serious and genuine note - why did Marham have such huge stocks of viagra? It is true that viagra has some "other" medical uses, but these are mostly only relevant for a minority of fairly degenerate members of society and not really relevant to the small number of supposedly fit (adjective used generously for RAF) service people based at Marham. So why such large stocks? It would be surprising even if a large NHS hospital needed to stock so much viagra.

cobalt42 21st Jan 2014 18:27


GR4Techie
Are the local swamp dwelling women around Marham so ugly / inbred that £5800 worth of Viagra is needed ?
Yes!! :oh:

TheWizard 21st Jan 2014 19:16

An RAF Police spokesman said that that their 'suspicions' were aroused but they couldn't point the 'finger' at anyone in particular.

On the serious side (boring I know) but was nobody slightly concerned by

equipment from nuclear submarines,
being stolen?! :uhoh:

Can anyone just wander around one and help themselves these days? If you can nick stuff, you can plant stuff!! :eek:

Pontius Navigator 21st Jan 2014 19:18


Originally Posted by Trim Stab (Post 8276437)
why did Marham have such huge stocks of viagra? . . .not really relevant to the small number of supposedly fit (adjective used generously for RAF) service people based at Marham. So why such large stocks?

Don't forget only half the aircrew get issue with a pole; think of the backenders.

Pontius Navigator 21st Jan 2014 19:20


Originally Posted by TheWizard (Post 8276541)
Can anyone just wander around one and help themselves these days? If you can nick stuff, you can plant stuff!! :eek:

Imagine the headlines:

£5,800 Viagra planted in RN Submarine. Bring a whole new meaning to 'Up Periscope'.

NutLoose 21st Jan 2014 19:39

I bet there are some wives moaning on the Marham married patch tonight, and it won't be sexual..

Tengah Type 21st Jan 2014 20:48

Also has other medical uses such as treating Altitude Sickness --- at Marham??

onetrack 21st Jan 2014 20:56

I'll wager more than one person is going to get thoroughly boned over this. :)


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