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What's a pirates greatest nightmare on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty!!
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What's a pirates' favourite shop?
Arrrrrrgos! Baddabaddaboomtish......... |
Twentygrand ...
Don't know Long John Silver, but I know his brother Long John Saliva. He's the spitting image of his brother. That may be so but he's not a "patch" on his brother in terms of pirating :} |
That may be so but he's not a "patch" on his brother in terms of pirating http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/sr...s/badteeth.gif |
Leon ...
I always thought my buccaneer was on the side of my bucking head... ...you must have a very strange shaped hat! http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/...ps534ec79b.jpg Arr ... Parrotface Davies me hearties :} Best regards ... Coff. PS Not a self portrait ! |
Looking for a new car in a Porche salesroom, I Pointed at a 911 and said, in a loud voice "thats the one I'd get".
That's when all the trouble with Long John Silver kicked off. Rgds SOS |
I've got a great idea for a range of West Indian oven-to-table ware, I'm going to call it Pyrex of the Caribbean.
Yes, I know. Hat, coat...... |
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