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International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Arrrr, mateys! Shivver me timbers, but it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so be ye speakin’ like a buccaneer, else ye be walkin’ the plank!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html |
Why are pirates called pirates?
...Because they aaarrrgh! |
Ah yes, the most important Feast Day of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Google it, you won't believe it.....).
HB |
I thought that for the Royal Navy ... every day was a "talk like a pirate" day :}
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Remember Robert Newton as Long John Silver on kids' telly? The definitive pirate - oooarghh!;)
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"Bananas, bananas" (no relation)
said the Buccaneer pilot, Fg Off R Jimlad . |
Remember Robert Newton as Long John Silver on kids' telly?
That's nothing - I remember Long John Silver when he had two legs and his parrot was naught but an egg on his shoulder!;) Jack |
Where's me Buccaneer ? Under you're Bucking Hat ! :}
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Pirates always talk using the present tense......
Apparently! |
;Fox,
No Buccaneer pilot ever said Bananas, Bananas - you should know that ;) |
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SODCAT* will have me walking the plank! *Society Of Directional Consultants & Allied Trades |
"Turn off your vessel's transponder, we are taking control and you and your cargo will be ransomed, welcome to Somalia"
Have I got it wrong? P1 |
Try also
"but mostly, I thank the great British public for electing me. I promise to serve you." |
Long John Silver
Don't know Long John Silver, but I know his brother Long John Saliva.
He's the spitting image of his brother. |
Coffman
I always thought my buccaneer was on the side of my bucking head... ...you must have a very strange shaped hat! LJ:ok: |
Seriously guys, google 'church of the flying spaghetti monster'.
All will be revealed..... HB |
Being Penzance born and bred I rather approve of the old time pirates! ;)
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That's why you used to spend all those lunchtimes in the Admiral Benbow! ;)
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Yes, Helton Brat... I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage (many years ago)!
Brethren of the Pastafarian Faith celebrate! http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...avetouched.jpg |
What's a pirates greatest nightmare on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty!!
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What's a pirates' favourite shop?
Arrrrrrgos! Baddabaddaboomtish......... |
Twentygrand ...
Don't know Long John Silver, but I know his brother Long John Saliva. He's the spitting image of his brother. That may be so but he's not a "patch" on his brother in terms of pirating :} |
That may be so but he's not a "patch" on his brother in terms of pirating http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/sr...s/badteeth.gif |
Leon ...
I always thought my buccaneer was on the side of my bucking head... ...you must have a very strange shaped hat! http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/...ps534ec79b.jpg Arr ... Parrotface Davies me hearties :} Best regards ... Coff. PS Not a self portrait ! |
Looking for a new car in a Porche salesroom, I Pointed at a 911 and said, in a loud voice "thats the one I'd get".
That's when all the trouble with Long John Silver kicked off. Rgds SOS |
I've got a great idea for a range of West Indian oven-to-table ware, I'm going to call it Pyrex of the Caribbean.
Yes, I know. Hat, coat...... |
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