A mate of mine had to do a summary of evidence for a Courts Martial while on a holding posting. The guilty b@stard was accused of performing a lewd act in the NAAFI (He'd given his mate a blow job in front of everyone present while p!ssed).

The proceedings went very well up until the point the accused was marched in. His name; SAC Mycock!

A true story - honest!

I did once work with a very nice bloke called Hugh Watt.

Also, a golden oldie, mate phoned local pub asking for Mike Hunt. Barmaid got as far as shouting 'Anyone seen my...' before spotting him at the other end of the bar on his mobile, wetting himself. Close but no cigar.:D

Always meant to take of photo of this one, but never did - shame. On the brass plaque outside a Psychiatrist in Hanover, the good Doktor rejoiced in the name of 'Lutz Boldt'. Proves that a german joke really is no laughing matter!

Musn't forget the taliban warrior:

Mustaffa Khunt

:D

Don Kiddik...

The soldering instructors at the RCAF School of Electronics were, at one time, Corporals Hoskins & Burns.

What ever happened to Emma Roids. She/he, only posted once! :8

Or the Chinese air force pilot .... Weiping Wang

(that ones for real !!!) :D

I was playing golf with a friend a good few years ago, who has long drifted into the past. His name was Mike Hunt and his wife had just given birth to a son. Mike decided that he would call this little innocent Warwick!

Always wonder how the young Mr Hunt manages with the name - or if he changed it! Must have been hell making mistakes in view of one's friends!!! :eek:

On one memorable detatchment, after several crates of Keo, we made nameplates out of anagrams of our names.

The one that sticks in my mind is.......

Ratprick Nosipad

My organisation has just featured in a theatre brochure, and one of the directors is Mustafa Kamal.

I know of a Wg Cdr called Murkin

I once went to an airport and got the desk to put out a tannoy for one "Phillipa Mouth".

Lets not forget our newest war criminal, "Sloberdon Erorifiz"

:D :D :D

Clear a bed please for Orson Kart.

Anyone know what happened to CFI Kerr from NUAS?

What ever happened to Willie Farquhar-Stoat?

I think he is working with Chris Peacock now.

I once attended a trade exhibition where one of the exhibitors was the Wang Corporation of America. All of their staff had name badges with the Wang logo and their surnames on them.....very unfortunate for Mr King

used to know an accommodating French filly by the name of Belfe D bazooka :}

Sorry....

A USAF driver friend has a party patch in the name of Hyman Mangler. Its one of my favourites.

Ray Panpillage will be resurrected for my forthcoming deployment.