Roland Pitch.....

Hugh Janus
Hugh Jass
Stu Pidkent
Mike Hunt

And let's not forget one of the AAC's best...

Capt Arsegonecrazy !

Rick Head actually had two badges made up, one for his co which said "I'm NOT Dick Head" and his which said "I AM Dick Head"

and my kid bruvva, while wearing the hackneyed old "Hugh Jorgen" while thrashing the mighty wessex around bandit country, swears there were Pongo Officers still calling him Hugh several months into their tour of duty...

GD(P) recruiting literature used to feature a Ben Dover at a briefing.

Hey Kaitak..
say goodbye to -

Simon Clique
and
Colin Ective

Please include my old name badge; I have no use for it any more:

Phil Attio

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You Ain't Seen Me - Right !!

TqNrT4Ngetc
Your brother was probably refering to a very well spoken young Army officer who dipped his toe in a very shallow gene pool, and I mean shallow. He fell for most of the names already mentioned. The light finally came on (no more than 2 watts mind) when he was introduced to JJ Clitlikker III.

Suppose I'll have to put Paul Mapantzoff to bed as well

I fear mine is also a handle to be banished :~( But please allow the undermentioned to become residents at Sunnyview - I'm sure they're all dying (HA!) to find a bedspace:

Neil Ubich
Phil McCavity
P. Da File
Juan Kerr
Mark Seebun (the AAC lads in Guters-banana will appreciate that one!)
Ack Tungspitfoyer
Ivor Le Bon
Fen Estron
Bun Neeboyla (Had a few of these myself - ooer!!)
Q Cumber
Pte Parts
. . . the list goes on - I'll save some!!

Could you also find a pit for our old Naval Exchange officer - known as the SNOG (Senior Naval Officer Germany). :)

Phil McCrackin
Ben Dover
Dinger Ling
Nosmos King

Willy Clamp...is alive and well and still teaching ground school!! Oft was the day he would regale us with tales of how he had fantasised about, and i quote "shagging a bull up the nostril, while it's rough tongue licks your balls"

Life was never the same again

Wasn't there a chf instructor at Valley called Dick Phallus ????

...leave an armchair in the day-room for our old mate Heywood Jablome

Knew Dick Fallis many years ago .Phantom pilot on 29 Sqn .

and a large one for my friend Ray Mefarsolah-Teedoh barman!

Good job theres no " U " in my handle then!!
hows about
Niel N Tekkit
Pete o`Tube
Max Headroom

In the late 70's a Scout pilot left Omagh on a dawn task to pick up General Walcarpet and his son Walter, It was after a late night in the mess and the penny didn't drop until he spoke to 3 BAS ops in BK.

My sister was at university with a girl called Ophelia Balls.

She married very young..

That old Jag/Nimrod/F3 or Navy mate in a happy hour of blokes..
MIKE OXGOOD :)
Female aircrew..
Sheila Blige http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif
and every sqns Lounge Lizard..
Eif Adder :rolleyes:

Phantom nav I once met

Lafyar Kokov