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philrigger 20th May 2010 07:12

Name For A400m
 
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Antonio Rodríguez-Barberán, Airbus Military's new vice-president commercial, is a man with a sense of humor. During his first presentation to a trade media briefing in Seville, southern Spain, on the site of the A400M's final assembly line, Rodríguez-Barberán was touting the merits of the aircraft's refueling capacities.

He was explaining that it “can not only refuel male or female fighter aircraft (for those equipped with receptacle equipped receivers and those equipped with probe-equipment receivers), but it can also be refueled itself! Well, this plane is a hermaphrodite,” he concluded. The comment was met with a gale of laughter and immediate understanding amongst those present that the plane now has a name!
Any guesses as to what the name of the A400M will/should be ?

My nomination is HERMES.

Edited by Philrigger to add name suggestion.

MostlyHarmless 20th May 2010 07:43

"Bob", naturally.

Ivan Rogov 20th May 2010 07:50

Chas .

Roadster280 20th May 2010 07:54

MUFF=Medium Ugly Fat F***er

pma 32dd 20th May 2010 07:58

Wogan

After his Eurovision commentary

Or maybe Norton for its male/female refuelling!

:)

Mick Strigg 20th May 2010 07:58

NAGATH of course....................................

Not As Good As The Hercules!

Sospan 20th May 2010 08:01

How about TSR3?

John Farley 20th May 2010 09:19

Roadster has it.

MUFF is perfect because some Muffs are also lovely

Rocket2 20th May 2010 09:21

How about Latte? (sounds posh)

Pontius Navigator 20th May 2010 09:23

Alphonso? or Fat Alphonso

Green Flash 20th May 2010 09:27

A moment of brilliance from Roadster and the usual sage words from John Farley.

Does that mean para drops will be known as MUFF diving and TALO will be known as 'going down'?? :ok::};)

TEEEJ 20th May 2010 10:10

Atlas.

TJ

Runaway Gun 20th May 2010 10:22

IBIWISI

I'll Believe It When I See It

barnstormer1968 20th May 2010 10:33

MUFF sounds great.

Multiple Use Force Flyer.


Or, simply becuause the project has been a complete C***

The Euros can call theirs whatever they like (as per Eurofighter), but as all RAF aircraft leak on a constant basis, then the thought of being told to stop the muffs dripping on the apron is worth it just for that alone.

Look at the size of the flaps on that MUFF etc!

Apparently, some folks see the word MUFF as a sexual term, but I cant see how:E

Of course it could also be called 'Grenadier'
It is photographed often...Looks well presented...Has a long history....Costs a lot to fund....But also seldom moves!

BBadanov 20th May 2010 10:35

Bel-slow - oh, that's been used. Eurotruck!

GICASI 20th May 2010 10:47

I thought it was 'The Bristol Bureaucrat'.

merlinxx 20th May 2010 11:28

Nearly compitent Sh*gnasty:ugh:

NutLoose 20th May 2010 11:46

Call it the Kentish.................

Why?

Well the A400 IS Kentish Town Rd :O

A400 Kentish Town Road | Photos of Road | Pics by Oxyman | UpMyStreet

OR even reminisce because it could also we called the Fortress or the Junction........ all are parts of the A400

Junction Road (designated the A400) is a road in north London between Archway tube station (at the top of Holloway Road) and Tufnell Park tube station (where the A400 continues southwards as Fortess Road).

Probably will be apt, as they both have been a struggle to get to the end off :E


Or how about HMS Queen Elizabeth that might appease the navy when the funds from that project are diverted to pay for them :ok:

dead_pan 20th May 2010 12:17

What about Lionel? C'est tres jolie, n'est ce pas? Doubters could take the cockney translation.

Vapor 20th May 2010 12:51

Toad

or

ToadLifter




Ribbitt......

brakedwell 20th May 2010 13:07

Thunderbox :cool:

ORAC 20th May 2010 13:26

Ahem, he was actually discussing the A330 MRTT, not the A400M.

Not being possessed of a boom, the A400M is definitely of the female gender. A momma grizzly bear. ;)

Blacksheep 20th May 2010 13:46

The Poirot. The French name that follows Hercules.

TurningFinals 20th May 2010 13:53

ABBA - A Bloody Big Airlifter.

ORAC 20th May 2010 14:01

Obelix :ok:

GOLF_BRAVO_ZULU 20th May 2010 14:02

By "tradition", transport Types in Royal Air Force service were named after a town/city. I don't believe we've had one called the Scunthorpe yet. Although if it also has a tanker capability, it might invite the question; if Airbus put the T for tanker in A400M, who put the ........

brakedwell 20th May 2010 14:35

How about the Airbus Abingdon?

chopper2004 20th May 2010 14:38

MJP C.1

MJP as in

Marie-José Pérec - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

she won the 400m race in 96 :):cool::8

Neptunus Rex 20th May 2010 16:29

Blacksheep

Poirot is not French, he's Belgian.
(Name three famous Belgians.)

Seldomfitforpurpose 20th May 2010 16:41

Eddy Merckx, Audrey Hepburn and Jean Claude van Damme will do for starters :ok:

c130jbloke 20th May 2010 16:47

The weird ginger cousin you only see at weddings ?

I know its not ginger.....

dead_pan 20th May 2010 17:25

Napoleon

He was short and fat

Windy Militant 20th May 2010 17:42

Poirot is not French, he's Belgian.
(Name three famous Belgians.)

I can only think of one but it fits
Bertrand well they are made of Plastic! ;)

indie cent 20th May 2010 17:49

TFL

or TFE

or just TFD.

Flugplatz 20th May 2010 18:51

'EURO-CREPE'?

Alternatively: 'COLLABORATOR'

Mind you, I like that 'OBELIX'

Flug :8

Rigga 20th May 2010 20:35

ELEPHANT - then you'll all stop talking about it.

billynospares 20th May 2010 21:21

The euro shirtlifter seems fitting or the Nemesis planet lifter for the american market :ok:

Squirrel 41 20th May 2010 21:22

If JSF is Dave, then A400M should be Mabel.

Always a Sapper 20th May 2010 22:18


Philrigger:
Any guesses as to what the name of the A400M will/should be ?

My nomination is HERMES.
Nearly Phil, nearly.... But a slight change to HERPES may be better..... :E

barnstormer1968 20th May 2010 22:21

It can't be Mabel, and some folks don't like the name Dave either, as apparently aircraft are not to be known by nick names............Oh, and it can't be strike mouse either :E:E (see what I did there).


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