As one of the Sqn mates said at Flag in front of about 140 Americans during a very non-PC moment:

"If I want to say 'Head', I'll say 'Head', if I want to say 'Box', I'll say 'Box' and if I want to say 'B**w Job', I'll use the word 'Fellatio'. Any questions?"! :D

He has trouble using plain English, so getting his mouth round that
explaination would be too difficult...:E

OK Whirls here we go,

"Head" is the term that all late 80's porn stars used to describe the act of giving/receiving fellatio or cunnilingus, pick and tell us which you prefer:E

I really want to type more on this subject but I suspect I will be in front of the comfortable shoe wearers if I do!

Thank you ABIW!

I was just leading you into a sexual harrasment trap 'cos, you see, I wear comfy shoes; boots to be precise!

Cheers

Whirls

Whirls,

Damn as I see you are now a self confessed bean flicker disregard fellatio from my original question.

:ok:

Cunnilingus? I tend to avoid Irish airlines.

Fellatio? Never been a big fan of the Italian renaissance artists.

I do hope you're not sexually harrassing me 'cos I know Wiltshire pretty well!

Cheers

Whirls

'Ere - you've just edited your post! I DO hope you're not implying that just because I'm an accountant, I am some deviant!

My dear Whirls will not tolerate sexual harrassment. She will however, grade and critique it.

ABIW.....you have picked the exact wrong personn to spar with. She does in fact wear boots....big heavy stout boots....and they are made for walking as the Lady sang.:uhoh:

In more casual settings she trades industrial brogans for gold lame' Go-Go boots and puts her curls up into a Beehive hair do....but she still retains the ability to deliver a very effective Glasgow Kiss when needed.

That ABIW is about the only "head" you'll get off my dear Whirls!:)

...and Sassy dahling.... I forgive you for the cheap jibe you made about my age; just 'cos I had a birthday this week!

Cheers

Whirls

Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term:

Political Correctness.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

True!!
On my Race Equalty questionaire during the mid 90's, I ticked the boxes to make me a white, African with pink hair and 2 heads - alright - I ticked every box!!

Funny thing is, despite the questionaire being anonymous, they wrote to me with another questionaire saying that mine had been received damage/illegible!!

Anonymous my elbow!

Still, how many Flt Lts can there be in the GD branch, with 10 years service, married, serving in England,, with 2 kids, etc etc etc as those questionares always start off.....................

I only got as far as the front page, something about yet another harassment survey.

I sent it back on Friday with a note saying that I have had enough of being harassed to fill in c£@p pointless surveys which waste my valuable time. I guess I can expect to receive another one in the post sometime, going by all the comments re the anonymity of such surveys.

Y_G

During my time in a blue suit I bashed a haggis in the No. 1 Bomber Group Pipes and Drums. We once played for a graduation parade at Spitalgate, the WRAF basic training station just outside Grantham. I needed some cigarettes and wolked into the NAAFI - in full highland dress - an interesting experience to say the least. A lone male in a kilt walking innocently into a room full of a couple of hundred women. I never knew they could be so..... er, crude.

The thing is, many women living in a 'mans world' like the armed forces have to learn to put up with a similar experience day in, day out and I know at first hand that it isn't much fun. I've never tolerated any 'teasing' of women in the sections that I've had under my supervision over the years since I fled from Spitalgate NAAFI and I didn't need any PC paperwork to encourage me.