The worst that could happen to you if you fell in with a homosexual is you would be bu99ered, whereas if you fell in with a Baptist* you are damned to a life of giving all your money to the church and being lectured by some sanctimonious choir-boy fiddling perv every Sunday. I'll take the Larry Grayson Protocol any day, after all, what doesn't kill you makes your eyes water. (making no assumptions of how attractive I may be to persons of the same sex).

*Insert name of popular religion here.

ahh yes indeed, the very stuff of heterosexual fantasy;)

I quite agree with you btw:)

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Originally Posted by Two's in
if you fell in with a homosexual is you would be bu99ered

ahh yes indeed, the very stuff of heterosexual fantasy"

Timothy,
Suggest for the sake of accuracy that you delete fantasy and insert nightmare:rolleyes:

You'd think so, wouldn't you, and yet this dark, nightmare vision of being raped by some evil homo seems to be more prevalent in the minds of (some) straight people than it ever is in the minds of us fags. Okay, maybe it's because we know what a silly myth it is, but on the other hand, you do have to wonder if, when a nightmare runs through a person's mind enough times, it's actually a fantasy... just a thought...;)

Aww, even with a good-looking young chap like me? I'm hurt! :{

ABIW, we've gone over our arguments on this subject in the past... shall I summarise? We disagree with each other, and think it's better debated over a pint or several. And not somewhere with a name like "Queen's Shilling", "The Gay Gordon" or "The Cock-Pit". :E

"Aww, even with a good-looking young chap like me? I'm hurt!"

TE,

I suspect that with what you have in mind, added to the fact that I still make a noise when I fart it is in fact ME that would be hurt:ooh:

Timothy dear chap,

"You'd think so, wouldn't you, and yet this dark, nightmare vision of being raped by some evil hetro seems to be more prevalent in the minds of (some) gay people than it ever is in the minds of us straights. Okay, maybe it's because we know what a silly myth it is, but on the other hand, you do have to wonder if, when a nightmare runs through a person's mind enough times, it's actually a fantasy... just a thought...;)

Edited because spinnings easy:p

Touché on both counts, ABIW! :ok:
Night shift, perchance?

No TE,

Awoke early as I had a bad dream, rest assured tho' Tim it was totally hetro luvvy:p

If only Timarsey, if only :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh:

MadMark!!! :mad: