Carry on for another term Tony...you're doing a great job.:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
CDS to BLiar...'Of course we're bloody overstretched'

CDS to Blair: 'I don't care about a seat in the House of Lords - get the Armed Forces what they need or I'm out!!'

Blair to anyone who can be *rsed to listen: 'Good headlines today, guys.'

The yanks have hit the right target......:ugh:

My, wasn't that consultant good ?

He took the time to understand what we do, got to the nub of the problem, identified a way forwards, wrote up his findings in a clear and concise way and even under-charged us on his expenses.

''I do wish the RAF would try harder to be like a large civilian organisation that has a small sideline in aviation''

OK. Giz a clue?

"Lets have an informal station parade this year".

"Yes Sir, the F700 has no Lims, no ADF's, and the jet is fully servicable."

We've evaluated your section for the manning plot, and you're right, you need more manpower

No no, not a four months tour in Kandahar. I said four months touring Canada! Oh, before you go, do you have enough rates or would you like some more?

JPA Helpline... not at all sir... ok, that's it sorted thanks to my professional training & the money will be in your bank before you can say thankyou.

Things you never hear...
 

Tombstone "'course I'll run round b@ll@ck naked like I said I would. Bring your cameras, and make sure the video gets on YouTube."

From the Nav,

I'm in the gally anyone like a brew:E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced