From the JPA Help Desk
 

'Certainly Sir; I can help you with that. It's entirely our mistake, and you will get a full refund, plus interest, within 2 days'

No your right, I'm wrong - Mrs Picks135

Your right what?

Things are much better now than when I was in.........

Just to clarify Rev.... Mrs Picks is always right.

Have I just bitten?

I'll get my leather jacket.

he he he:}

Thanks, Int. That was a really good brief.

And your well prepared and timely target pack will really help me to accomplish my mission.

"Going tomorrow? Advance of allowances? No problem, take this chit to the cashier. I know they will open up for you."

"No, you can come in to SHQ in a flying suit over lunchtime, doors always open."

"Can't get here until after 5 on Friday? No sweat, we'll keep Akrotiri open until you get here."

"It's been ages since we deployed last"

Desert flying suit? Of course we have them in stock, how many would you like?

"You tell us when there's a gap in your schedule and we'll arrange your PME accordingly"

"Yer know you're right, why would it need re-zeroing when it's only been sat in the armoury for the last six weeks?"

"Oh go on, post me to Merlins, pleeeeeeease?"

"Caution, this water heater heats water until its hot"

Does anyone want these kitkats? The E-3 guys haven't touched their flying rats again.....

'Wow, this new aircraft is even better than manufacturers promised, and so much cheaper too.'

'We would like to thank the other 2 Services for their full support in this operation.'

'No, we don't have secondary duties on this squadron.'

'Found them! The WMD! They're over here!!'

'OK Gordon, you take over. I've made enough of a hash of things these last 9 years.'

''That K v J thread is just fascinating''

"I've read and understood every post on the Sea jet thread, and I'm still sane"

I don't care about squadron/wing/station/group policy, you're worth a spec rec and that's what you shall have

I believe you've met your 3rd RO

The new boss is very happy with the way the section works and doesn’t want to change anything

Sorry; you're already doing this and, really, you know best.

"Last I heard...
 

both Barbara & Jenna are about to enlist.."

Actually you're right, they're not all like it, it's not meant to do that, it probably is something serious and it's way out of limits.