Hope this will cheer you up
 

Hopefully this morning you will be recovering from a hangover like you havent had in many years, hope this cheers you up, its something a friend gave me when his marriage broke up
CM:ok: keep smiling all will work out m8

CC. I was in the same boat as you. I had to sell all my stuff before moving back into the block full of kids. As a 38yr old it was a bit demoralising to say the least. I did however manage to stay in my MQ for near on 18 months as I kept my marriage break up quiet for a while, then forced DHE to serve me an eviction notice which takes quite a while. (It may tide you over til you get your promotion to the 'old folks home')
A certain station near Ruislip has surplus MQs at the moment so it may be possible to get one of those. You just pay the normal amount of rent as married personnel and pay only single persons council tax.

Doobs

Unfortunately that certain station near Ruislip doesn't have surplus FMQ's...on the contrary it has a waiting list - there are plenty of empty houses but they need work (carpets etc) and for some reason Modern can't (won't?) get it sorted so the houses are supposedly unoccupiable (is that a word?)

I am also having difficulty even getting a room in the Sgts Mess at present. Buggered if I know what to do to be honest! :ugh:

CC

Uninhabitable, perhaps?