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exleckie 10th May 2005 19:41

SAR going out to contract.
 
As reported in RAF news.


"AugustaWestland has been awarded a £300 million five-year contract to support the UK's Sea King helicopters.

The deal sees a partnership between prime contractor Westland Helicopters, BAE Systems Avionics and Thales UK.

There are seven marks of the Sea King in operation in the UK, including the RAF's search-and -rescue versions."



Thoughts please,

Exleckie.

Tourist 10th May 2005 19:51

Hmmm..................why is monosyllabic such a long word...?

6Z3 10th May 2005 20:41

Gravity is a fallacy...the earth sucks.

Oggin Aviator 10th May 2005 20:45

Who traps the Trappers :confused:

oh, and BTW, I bought a new vacuum the other day. That sucks as well!

ZH875 10th May 2005 20:46

Why do shops that open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Always_broken_in_wilts 10th May 2005 21:00

How does the snow plough driver get to work?

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

exleckie 10th May 2005 21:03

Does he follow the gritter???

Safeware 10th May 2005 21:32

I think, therefore I am. I think!

sw

L1A2 discharged 10th May 2005 21:38

Once upon a time the earth cooled and along came the dinosaurs. They died and made oil, trees died and made coal.

Beeayeate 10th May 2005 23:18

In the beginning there was nothing . . . then it exploded.

.

16 blades 11th May 2005 02:14

If you built a bridge that stretched all the way around the globe and joined itself to make one continuous struture, then simultaneously removed all of the support pillars.......

....what would happen.....?

16B

Ian Corrigible 11th May 2005 02:43

Why do they put Braille on the buttons of drive-through cash dispensers ?

:E

I/C

bakseetblatherer 11th May 2005 03:54

Do you have to have a licence to own ferrets?

Sideshow Bob 11th May 2005 06:34

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

Anita Bush 11th May 2005 07:25

If girls are made of 'sugar and spice and all things nice', why do they taste of Tuna?

teeteringhead 11th May 2005 07:32

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission.....

Jerry Can 11th May 2005 07:37

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Juan Smore 11th May 2005 08:12

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

PlasticCabDriver 11th May 2005 08:20

Never invade Russia in the winter.

Gainesy 11th May 2005 09:16

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission joke?

engineer(retard) 11th May 2005 11:04

The pen is mightier than the sword but my money is on Gengis Khan in a fight against Shakespeare.

4fitter 11th May 2005 11:30

If blind people wear dark glasses, should deaf people wear ear muffs ?

Need for Speed! 11th May 2005 11:44

Dogs love having their heads out of car windows...so why do they hate you blowing in their face??

The Rocket 11th May 2005 11:54

Why are dogs lips black?

Slow Hands 11th May 2005 14:47

A dead tree falls over in a wood. If there is no one there, does it make a noise?

old developer 11th May 2005 15:01

Do "part time" traffic lights have another job ?

Centre_Expand 11th May 2005 15:51

............................................................ .........................................:confused:

freeride 11th May 2005 16:14

Why is orange jam called marmalade?

DaveyBoy 11th May 2005 16:18

How important do you have to be to be "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

Roland Pulfrew 11th May 2005 16:22

Why is there always a car coming in the opposite direction halfway along the only bit of straight road where it is safe to overtake?

5206 11th May 2005 17:19

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't meant they're not after you

5206

C130 Techie 11th May 2005 19:11

When you turn on a light, where does the darkness go?

exleckie 11th May 2005 19:23

Why is there too much month left at the end of the money?

str12 11th May 2005 19:35

Why...
 
Do the Seppos drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway?

force_ale 11th May 2005 19:38

If a man said something and there was no women there to here him would he still be wrong?

Hueymeister 11th May 2005 20:15

What a corking idea....I know, let's give Wastelands 300 mill to sell us our spares back.....must buy some Wastelands shares me thinks????

exleckie 11th May 2005 20:24

HueyMeister.

I think you have got completely the wrong impression of this thread:confused:

It turned into a one liner fest. :}

ZH875 11th May 2005 20:28

When you hang a coat up, why does it hang down?

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?

exleckie 11th May 2005 20:39

Is bread just raw toast?

4fitter 11th May 2005 22:16

If you are blind from birth, can you dream in colour !:cool:


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