SAR going out to contract.
As reported in RAF news.
"AugustaWestland has been awarded a £300 million five-year contract to support the UK's Sea King helicopters. The deal sees a partnership between prime contractor Westland Helicopters, BAE Systems Avionics and Thales UK. There are seven marks of the Sea King in operation in the UK, including the RAF's search-and -rescue versions." Thoughts please, Exleckie. |
Hmmm..................why is monosyllabic such a long word...?
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Gravity is a fallacy...the earth sucks.
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Who traps the Trappers :confused:
oh, and BTW, I bought a new vacuum the other day. That sucks as well! |
Why do shops that open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
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How does the snow plough driver get to work?
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced |
Does he follow the gritter???
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I think, therefore I am. I think!
sw |
Once upon a time the earth cooled and along came the dinosaurs. They died and made oil, trees died and made coal.
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In the beginning there was nothing . . . then it exploded.
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If you built a bridge that stretched all the way around the globe and joined itself to make one continuous struture, then simultaneously removed all of the support pillars.......
....what would happen.....? 16B |
Why do they put Braille on the buttons of drive-through cash dispensers ?
:E I/C |
Do you have to have a licence to own ferrets?
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Why do you never see baby pigeons?
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If girls are made of 'sugar and spice and all things nice', why do they taste of Tuna?
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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission.....
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
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Never invade Russia in the winter.
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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission joke?
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The pen is mightier than the sword but my money is on Gengis Khan in a fight against Shakespeare.
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If blind people wear dark glasses, should deaf people wear ear muffs ?
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Dogs love having their heads out of car windows...so why do they hate you blowing in their face??
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Why are dogs lips black?
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A dead tree falls over in a wood. If there is no one there, does it make a noise?
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Do "part time" traffic lights have another job ?
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Why is orange jam called marmalade?
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How important do you have to be to be "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
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Why is there always a car coming in the opposite direction halfway along the only bit of straight road where it is safe to overtake?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't meant they're not after you
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When you turn on a light, where does the darkness go?
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Why is there too much month left at the end of the money?
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Why...
Do the Seppos drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway?
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If a man said something and there was no women there to here him would he still be wrong?
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What a corking idea....I know, let's give Wastelands 300 mill to sell us our spares back.....must buy some Wastelands shares me thinks????
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HueyMeister.
I think you have got completely the wrong impression of this thread:confused: It turned into a one liner fest. :} |
When you hang a coat up, why does it hang down?
What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented? |
Is bread just raw toast?
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If you are blind from birth, can you dream in colour !:cool:
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