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The pen is mightier than the sword but my money is on Gengis Khan in a fight against Shakespeare.
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If blind people wear dark glasses, should deaf people wear ear muffs ?
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Dogs love having their heads out of car windows...so why do they hate you blowing in their face??
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Why are dogs lips black?
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A dead tree falls over in a wood. If there is no one there, does it make a noise?
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Do "part time" traffic lights have another job ?
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Why is orange jam called marmalade?
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How important do you have to be to be "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
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Why is there always a car coming in the opposite direction halfway along the only bit of straight road where it is safe to overtake?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't meant they're not after you
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When you turn on a light, where does the darkness go?
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Why is there too much month left at the end of the money?
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Why...
Do the Seppos drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway?
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If a man said something and there was no women there to here him would he still be wrong?
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What a corking idea....I know, let's give Wastelands 300 mill to sell us our spares back.....must buy some Wastelands shares me thinks????
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HueyMeister.
I think you have got completely the wrong impression of this thread:confused: It turned into a one liner fest. :} |
When you hang a coat up, why does it hang down?
What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented? |
Is bread just raw toast?
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If you are blind from birth, can you dream in colour !:cool:
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