So man in second row, do you allow the collection plate to pass by without a donation. Now is the opportunity to seek forgiveness.

Hmm, as I Polish priest I can shoot the German or Russian first, ok let it be the Russian then the German, business first then pleasure.

Del Boy is spotted taking the lead from the church roof
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I think the pistols at dawn is a bit one sided
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Well did I fire 109 rounds or 110 rounds, to be honest in all that action I forgot to count, well do you feel lucky punk ?

Of course I am peaceloving, when I am not I drink a tank.

Pray sinner, like you never prayed before.

Paedophiles. Just line them up. Let Satan sort them out.

Hey war mongerer Politician, getting scared yet. I give you 10 seconds or 100 metres chance. Promised God I would give you a chance. He wanted 5 and 10. You won't be meeting him after.

Hoskins, Fed up with being the butt of PPRuNe jokes changes occupation and seeks divine retribution of ( enter the avatar here)
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Police person, Please move along nothing to see here
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The redundant Cardinal of Notre Dame askes the builders, who left the stove on?

Herr Rust, having landed at Red Square hoped for a more friendly reception

Not a caption, 'Exorcism Russian style'....I cheated

At the annual May Day celebration in Red Square the clergy is given an unfair advantage at the shooting gallery

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The Church Police find out there's no rat tart left for pudding

The UN Peacekeepers finally realise that it's easier to just look away.

House of Lords bishop considers helping 007 carrying out Her Majesty's request.

(ref: the "All of parliament, Ma'am?" "Yes 007, the whole bloody lot" picture doing the rounds on the Internet...)

Is light.....comfortable....feels good. I'll take a gross. You take a cheque? We're good for it.

Scope? Who needs a scope, I just fire and God descides if they deserve it or not

In Russia Bagpipes are a banned musical instrument so McTavovich disguises his as somthing normal

Confession just got a whole lot more interesting.

I'm just off to redeem some sinners.