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He did not jump ... the aircraft rejected his choice of clothing.
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"So that's why they called them 'Gro-bags' ...!"
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"Batman - where's Robin ?"
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Damn, missed the bus again...
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No you idiot! You're the Pilot. You stay with the plane & land it!
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"The 'Flying Carpet' ?"
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"Is it a bird ? - Is it a plane ? - No, it's that daft b***er Hoskins under his duvet !"
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So that's why the parachute instructor recommended I pass on the jalapeņo chili lunch special........
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The relaxation of of airborne regiment physical fitness standards has resulted in the requirement for a new parachute rig for the fatties.
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Yes Minister, the new MOD "sew your own aeroplane" initiative is expected to greatly facilitate your efforts at reducing RAF capital costs going forward.
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"When you told me I'd be flying like a squirrel, Sir, I was rather hoping you meant the helicopter......"
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"Hello, Tower....you're not going to believe this....I think we've just had an AIRPROX with Spongebob Squarepants!"
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Wait for meeeeeeeeeee
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The Glider Regiment's capabilities had struck an all time low.
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"Freakin idiot, you wait till I get onboard. It's not an aero-tow like gliders...that bloody run nearly killed me. "
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Some how Maverick new he was dead meat if the fight went into the Vertical!
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He's too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns!
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Hoskins dived for the safety of lower levels after releasing a 100kg SGLD (Self Guided Lawn Dart) over the target.
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Thinks ... "120 knots, airbrakes in, flaps 20, delay landing gear ... "
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