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Technicians installing the new Microsoft© Software Upgrade Extension (SUX) arrive on board HMS Bluescreen, complete with discs in genuine Microsoft© Packaging™

A Wasted Weekend!!


No finalisation of the last (dead as a dodo) competition!


No new 'peecha'!!!


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The rN launches its new '538-538' parcel delivery service

Following Hempy's theme:
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Merlin Upgrade
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On time and to budget, Commodore delivers not one but TWO of its latest 64's.

And the winner is:
 

Back in your box seekayess - try writing something funny and you can run it exactly how you like!;)
Right, Judging Time
In third place:
MostlyHarmless
"Is it just me or is eBay getting to be a right pain in the arse?"

And in second place, correctly identifying that the white packages are actually a drugs seizure:
Lafyar Cokov , with 'The drinks order is back from the mainland - who ordered coke????'

And the winner this time, with a very quick and witty response is
brickhistory with:
'To save time, the Iranians started dropping their 'gift' bags in bulk........':D

Actually, WPH, I was searching for the funny-bone in you, which, as you have just proved beyond any shadow of doubt, is conspicuous by its absence!!

I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and all the wonderful fans.....

Try this:

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edited to add: No one was killed or seriously hurt in this one according to the gent in the cockpit

Dang! What a moment for the brakes to fail!

Early VTOL test using the term "Flaps" in its literal sense.

Lt Cdr Bob '10 Pin' Bloggs going for the spare...

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The true reason Invincible was fitted with a ramp...

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"Now Prime Minister, if you'll just stand over here a minute for a.....erm....picture.

Royal Navy planes were so advanced they were nicknamed 'pterodactyls'.

An earlier attempt at Rolling Vertical Landings also ended in tears.........

Tell me, Biffo, how much G did we pull on that last one ?

OK, Bloggs. I know I said to test the brakes, but you don't have to try to impress everyone!

The Squadron decided to practice their "Haka" before taking on the RNZAF in the deck landing competition.

The theory that a you can handbrake turn an aircraft using the parking brake if you're going fast enough falls on it's ar*e.

"When I slap the fascia, Mr Bloggs, I want you stop as quickly and safely as possible."

Out the way lads, Officer coming through.

Russ Swift goes one step too far in his attempt to park a naval aircraft on the end of Brighton pier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZA6g8r8U2o

Ok bloggs....when I said "Come on - move that last aircraft into position pronto - the photographer has said the light is going to fail" what I meant was.......

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The landing was so sporting - even three of the aircraft watching clapped their 'hands'