The Lads had to be very careful when Hangar Flying as One had to be very precise when discussing Bunts.

"It doesn't matter how great you make it look inside, I still don't like the colour."

"I like the big thing that sticks out at the front ... what's it called again?"

Hey Boys, who wants to debrief me.......

Speaking of screws....

Ethel just knew the Navy guy was into PokeyMan!

Lady Penelope - the younger years.

Although they were unanimous in their opinion that she had one stunt that was particularly cunning!

Well, the collar and cuffs match

There was no shortage of engineering volunteers to make sure that the new FO trainee was properly earthed.

Guy leaning into front seat: "Every time I f#%king take over from her, it takes me 20 minutes to clear her facebook updates out of the FMS!"

I told you I was a cunning linguist

"Isn't it marvellous ? - Uncle Sam has spent five million bucks training little me - and now... ♫...."I'm getting mar-ried in the mor-ning"......♫.... So long, fellas - it's been nice knowing you - See you sometime !

(Not PC these days but a similar thing was once said to me by a female student pilot):

"Well it's good news, sir - my new bra is good for at least 4G!"

Given the parlous state of my country's economy, the Greek Air Force can't afford for our planes to actually fly - but they do let us look inside one every few months.

Right, Missy, you lead, Bloggs you're in the slot

(Shy to Female Student) Yes! Young Lady, but as time goes on you will understand that even 1G over time can cause structural issues.

http://picsoff.com/files/funzug/imgs...y_women_11.jpg

I feel the need...the need for some freshly baked biscuits & a cup of tea.

Ok Runners up

4th
Buster

I feel the need...the need for some freshly baked biscuits & a cup of tea.

3rd
Cheddar with

We're not allowed to call it just a "Cockpit" any more - its also known as the "Box Office".

2nd
Shytorque with

"Well it's good news, sir - my new bra is good for at least 4G!"

But the winner of the 3117 Coffman Starter trophy has to be SASless

with

The Lads formed a queue to sniff Marge's seat cushion!

Over to you SASless

I shall look for a worthy photo to post after I wake up and get beyond just smelling the Coffee!