BAe mishearing the request, respond to the MOD's request for a cheap air superiority aircraft at a poultry cost.

"It's a tricky beast, the prop keeps feathering itself!"

Hey, Roost Air does indeed exist!!

"Chuck, is that you?"

Just imagine the world's worst birdstrike...

Proof positive that our Australian friends still call aircraft 'Steam Chickens' :E

It was only after he ditched that Col. Sanders had a brainstorm...

What a fowl-up!

"Magic - we are at State Chicken....request Pigeons over".

"Never mind - it's only a c o c k-stride to our Diversion, chaps !"




(I have to do this because sometimes I type "cock", but it puts in "type of dog" instead. It's doing it now. Gremlin attack ? ("c o c k" fools it !)

Inventor: "It's inflatable, so of course it floats. Look, I'll just land on this nice flat piece of water."

There was a bit of a flap going on !

See that red knob? - Don't pullet!
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I said Phantom not Bantam.
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I say, I say, I say three greens, boy.

The cock croweth, but the hen delivereth the goods !

"The Eagle has landed"..........(well, the production budget wouldn't run to a real one, so this was the best we could do).

The latest Armée de l'Air interceptor is finally unveiled.