MM,

I can remember a Loadie attempting to kill me and my team in Germany !!!

Took the safety chains off of a bridged load !!!
Wobbly Occifer had him on carpet for 1 way chat....!!!

I agree all trades have a bad apple or 2 around, but although Aircrew have wings they aint angels either !!

Blue touch paper is lit !!!

well
 

Well there go. I try to instill a little humour into this thread with my little rhymes and you get all serious on us. Come on lets have more jokes less slagging...............................:ok:

Hi Cargo;

Didn't you copy...someone elses ..little rhymes from the 'I luv movers me'..forum..

Seems a bit of it is out of date..

But hey ho ! Autistic licence and all that....

Regards..
'J' Bloke:ok:

MM

"As I've stated before we have a lot of tossers within our trade who are not too professional or are bitter and twisted"

The first sensible and honest thing I have ever seen seen you post :E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

MM,

"As I've stated before we have a lot of tossers within our trade who are not too professional"

It seem you were correct:ok:

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

Wilts,

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MM

"As I've stated before we have a lot of tossers within our trade who are not too professional or are bitter and twisted"

The first sensible and honest thing I have ever seen seen you post
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Let's be fair now. To date I don't recall MM posting anything other
than sensible or honest.



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Well there go. I try to instill a little humour into this thread with my little rhymes and you get all serious on us. Come on lets have more jokes less slagging...............................
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A good effort mate but as you can see there are those amongst us who would repeatedly dig up the dirt.

MDA747

Well i aspire to be as perfect as you obviously are...!!!!

If everyone was of the opinion that an aircraft or vehicle was going to get dinked then the roads and skies would be clear...!!!!

What a blinkered view you seem to have as well as nicking other peoples threads without "quoting" them.....

Bet you never had an accident,

BUT CAUSED LOADS !!!

ABIW,

here's another:

the life of a Loady is awesome
it makes others so jealous they drool
the answer is simple my friends
'you shoulda worked harder at school'

GM

GM,

" 'you shoulda worked harder at school' "


By his own admission ABIW didn't do well at school, in fact he got
the job by default ;)

Wilts,

Only kidding. :)

I didnt work hard enough to be a Loadie
I guess that makes me a divvy

But i can have the last laugh..,

Now i'm Mr Civvy !!!!!

:D

GM,

One slight change but it's included:ok:

Ebloke

Totally correct but you don't want to get me started on the size of my wallet now do you:E

LL

"I guess that makes me a divvy" Correct mate, you are:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

ABIW,

only if you admit to it my friend...:ok:

Wilts,

" Ebloke

Totally correct but you don't want to get me started on the size of my wallet now do you "

Listen up old mate...........the size of your wallet does not impress me one iota as I believe I may have told you before.

10 years in the Magic Kingdom assured my well being, no mortgage, no debts , still on a healthy salary and a generous pension to look forward to.

More pluses ( or is it plusses )...............haven't worked on shift for donkeys years, now work a 4 1/2 day week ( hours to suit ),no more early morning take offs on cheap charter flights.

Considering neither of us were academic geniuses I reckon we've both done well and should be grateful for what we've got without having to rant about it on here.

I'm happy and I hope you will be too after 12/11/12. :D

ABIW,

this is like shellin' peas mate, are you not bored of it yet?

GM

Good Mickey,

Get back in your box.

What's all this " like shellin' peas " nonsense ? The banter was just picking up nicely thanks to all the poets. More please.

Banter helps the world go round

LL,

Say again, over.............in rhyme !!

Banter helps the world go round...
But as aircrew you earn lots of pounds

At school i wish i'd try harder,
To be one of that special cadre