Caption Competition Mk IV
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I do not care that you cannot move due to flooding, the meter has run out and just because you have no access to change, it is not my problem, so I am issuing you with a ticket.
Florida has. a rising damp problem, but at least the gators are happy.
Chandler Bing regretted buying a property with water views...
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Just one 15mm rubber washer missing in her newly installed kitchen meant a sea of difference...
"Plumbing Professionals? Yes? Hi! Was wondering if your insurance was up to date?"
At the conclusion of Exercise Thunderbird, the SBS were waiting for the runway to rise so the much vaunted A-400M could land and take them and their covert Tilly back home from Tracy Island.
Just a normal Ford in Norfolk.
Are you sure this will work, Hoskins?
It's fool proof. We land the goods offshore, then the tide goes out and we drive the van down the causeway as easy as you please. Customs can't touch us.
It's fool proof. We land the goods offshore, then the tide goes out and we drive the van down the causeway as easy as you please. Customs can't touch us.
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"I say Toad", said Ratty, "you HAVE fallen on hard times!"
The UK Conservative party announced the location of their new HQ
Wow Amazon Prime, you guys are good !
power gives way to sail!
Hi All
Harbourmaster been on the prowl and time to pay you dues.
My response would have been.
Van radio “the local water board has announced a Drought Order”
I put this picture up because I could not find the one, I wanted but I think it has been a good. I enjoyed all the captions.
So, tally cards are as follows.
Runners up, in no particular order.
Wensleydale
"I'm cold in this canoe".
"Well you can't have your kayak and heat it!"
Buster Hyman
Noah. Do you think it's big enough?
Nutloose
You can’t stop there…
Don’t worry, I am only in Transit.
But the winner is
SLXOwft
Time and tide wait for no van...
So over to you.
Thanks to all, Mike
Harbourmaster been on the prowl and time to pay you dues.
My response would have been.
Van radio “the local water board has announced a Drought Order”
I put this picture up because I could not find the one, I wanted but I think it has been a good. I enjoyed all the captions.
So, tally cards are as follows.
Runners up, in no particular order.
Wensleydale
"I'm cold in this canoe".
"Well you can't have your kayak and heat it!"
Buster Hyman
Noah. Do you think it's big enough?
Nutloose
You can’t stop there…
Don’t worry, I am only in Transit.
But the winner is
SLXOwft
Time and tide wait for no van...
So over to you.
Thanks to all, Mike
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"Who can't spell 'Navvy'?" cried the Channel Tunnel workman...
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Another hour out there Hoskins and you'll have earned your Day Skipper rating...