Utter B*****ks


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Of course, that kind of bawdy humour is no longer acceptable…

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Langley
Not very often I find myself agreeing with your comments, but..................
I was taught as a child that things were..........
Different from........
Similar to..........
Not a lot of aviation content in that, but I am bored this evening which is why I am PPRuning.............
Mods - feel free to remove!!
I was taught as a child that things were..........
Different from........
Similar to..........
Not a lot of aviation content in that, but I am bored this evening which is why I am PPRuning.............
Mods - feel free to remove!!
Avoid imitations



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There was a tradition called “ball walking” that involved popping your nuts out of your flying suit and rubbing them on a mate’s hand whilst they chatted in the bar until they noticed.

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I must be getting old.........
I find myself agreeing with BEagle as well........
I never heard of that so called "tradition" either, and I operated in a different part of the RAF world from BEagle
Must be time to have my cocoa and go to bed.............
I find myself agreeing with BEagle as well........
I never heard of that so called "tradition" either, and I operated in a different part of the RAF world from BEagle
Must be time to have my cocoa and go to bed.............

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I should add that I wasn’t exactly a fan either. Certainly not a practitioner - my own family jewels are far too precious! But I have seen all sorts of testicular japes in the past amongst Armed Forces personnel. Some on things like TLP and other exercises with other nations too. Some involving Bootnecks with no clothes on.
Maybe you just led a quiet life as a trucky back at your hotel
It’s even in the Urban Dictionary: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ball%20walking
Maybe you just led a quiet life as a trucky back at your hotel
It’s even in the Urban Dictionary: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ball%20walking

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But I have seen all sorts of testicular japes in the past amongst Armed Forces personnel.

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Yup, really. I spent a looong time in the FJ world and also other types. Never a trucky though - shiney, gas pumpers nor tac - so maybe it missed LYE and BZN. To be honest, I saw far worse in my College Rugby Club days than what I ever saw in the Forces (so far).

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LimaJuliet
I don't know which part of the FJ world you spent so much time in LJ, but I spent all of my time (after training) in fast jets of various types, plus a couple of exchange tours flying fast jets - and I never saw a single example of what is being suggested...........
Either I was simply not observant enough - or they never happened.
I am still with BEagle on this...............
Either I was simply not observant enough - or they never happened.
I am still with BEagle on this...............

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There was a tradition called “ball walking” that involved popping your nuts out of your flying suit and rubbing them on a mate’s hand whilst they chatted in the bar until they noticed. Many a look of utter disgust being made back! 
Of course, that kind of bawdy humour is no longer acceptable…

Of course, that kind of bawdy humour is no longer acceptable…
Bloody pathetic.





