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Old 10th Sep 2017, 19:17
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Originally Posted by Melchett01
There are no stats there PN, just hard fact. There are those that have used the basin and there are those that have lied about it!
Must admit, I might have been in mine after a few too many!

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Old 10th Sep 2017, 20:08
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Must admit, I might have been in mine after a few too many!
After GW1 ended, we still had to fly the odd CAP support AAR trip from KKIA, Riyadh. We were 2 to a room; one night before a morning trip, I was in my pit when my co-pilot blundered in clearly the worse for wear... After some vile noises, the bugger finally dropped off.

Come the morning, I found that not only had he chundered by his bed, he'd also blocked the sink in the same manner. I didn't wake sleeping beauty, the stink of alcohol and chunder was bad enough as it was. After shaving under the shower and getting dressed, I found another (and much better) co-pilot at breakfast who was happy to go flying.

My co-pilot room-mate later bragged about how he'd unblocked the sink with MY toothbrush.


A good job he never found out what I did with his though...
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funny how often the bloke in the next door room "brushes his teeth" at 0300.

If it wakes you, try formation piddling, get the whole wing of the mess at it.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 23:01
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[QUOTE=Melchett01;9886297]That won't work Bigbux - apparently the Chinese are finding recruitment equally tricky but blame it on the poor state of recruits due to excessive computer games and masturbation (apparently 8% of cases of med fail)
Young Chinese are being rejected by army because they're too fat, masturbate excessively: Shanghaiist

You've got me really worried now.

"The report follows numerous studies done in recent years which have found that the physical fitness level of Chinese youths is deteriorating at a worrying rate. Earlier this year, one study found that China was home to more obese children than any other country on earth"

When I was a lad there was a common urban myth regarding what would happen if every Chinaman jumped up and down simultaneously. They were fit and athletic then.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 23:04
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Originally Posted by BEagle

I never did idiot scribblers' school! Nor the 'C' exam, for that matter!

Good darts, Sir!
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