I'm sure this will give some of you Stick Monkeys a Laugh
and when Bernoulli gives up, Newton takes over?
Mechanical palm-trees are like bumble bees - neither should fly!
The rotor is mostly for cooling the crew; when it stops they all start sweating!
Real aircraft only have one stick to fly - only bulldozers, helicopters and tanks need two!
Why don't helicopters have their blades on the bottom? Because they'd be lawn mowers!
Hovering is for pilots that love flying but have no decent places or mates to go and visit!
Helicopters simply thrash the laws of physics until they simply give up!
...I thank you, ladies and gents, I'm here all week...
The rotor is mostly for cooling the crew; when it stops they all start sweating!
Real aircraft only have one stick to fly - only bulldozers, helicopters and tanks need two!
Why don't helicopters have their blades on the bottom? Because they'd be lawn mowers!
Hovering is for pilots that love flying but have no decent places or mates to go and visit!
Helicopters simply thrash the laws of physics until they simply give up!
...I thank you, ladies and gents, I'm here all week...
...I thank you, ladies and gents, I'm here all week...
There I was, a fully trained jet pilot, on the brink of a glittering career hurtling through the stratosphere and dancing with the stars.
Then the aircraft I as on was suddenly withdrawn from service and I was pushed off to be a helicopter pilot.
The Greatest, Most Fortunate, Happiest thing ever to happen in my life.
Then the aircraft I as on was suddenly withdrawn from service and I was pushed off to be a helicopter pilot.
The Greatest, Most Fortunate, Happiest thing ever to happen in my life.
