Todays Important NOTAM

[CoffmanStarter]

Q) EGTT/LFFF/IV/
5128N00020W
FROM 23/02/13 17:00 TO 23/02/13 19:00
D) 23 1700-1900
E) RUGBY 6 NATIONS ENGLAND v FRANCE. MANDATORY FOR ALL UK MIL FLIGHT CREWS TO CHECK FRIDGE BEER LEVELS PRE MATCH. CEASE ALL PPRUNE OPS ACCORDINGLY
F) SFC
G) 10000ft AMSL WITH AN ENGLAND WIN

[Courtney Mil]

Acknowledged. Wilco.

[2Planks]

My dear chap could you issue an amended NOTAM to include LFMM. I will then consider it my duty to report to a hostelry in the Alps (where there will be 50/50 Rosbifs/Grenouilles not yer average Brit punter pub).

I have the honour etc...

[dallas]

Ros'cheval n'est pas?

[Courtney Mil]

Leaving the net now.

[Green Flash]

Contact, wait, out.

[CoffmanStarter]

PPRuNe combine ... Half Time Score ENG 9 FRA 10 ... Good game

Good to see Aircrew enjoying the match

[Lima Juliet]

SAROPS ON
TDA499 set up for Curry House at 1930hrs.

[Green Flash]

..... and relax.

Proceeding to towline BAR, estimate RTB O-dark-30

[CoffmanStarter]

23 to 13 England ... well played gentlemen ... good game

Commiserations to our NATO colleagues

[Robert Cooper]

Going for the Grand Slam!

Bob C

[Lima Juliet]

Curry and Kingfishers DCO

Now new TDA expected in the morning with the expulsion of several naga chillies

Well done England

[CoffmanStarter]

Leon ... Kindly put the above on the door of whichever trap you take up residency in ... there's a good fellow

[Lima Juliet]

Coff

Thanks for that. I also wish I had put a loo roll in the fridge! I looked up Naga chillies and apparently they've out-trumped (excuse the pun) the Scotch Bonnet.

LJ

[CoffmanStarter]

Leon ...

I'll see your Naga and raise you one of these ... you'll need liquid nitrogen to cool the tailpipe with some of this one old chap



Warning on the label "Not to be consumed by people with respiratory or cardiovascular conditions"

PS. I have "Hotter" at 120,000 Scoville Units ... but shelf life is a problem as it tends to etch the glass bottle

Best regards ...

Coff.

[CH2]

Brave Men

Noted that they were not wearing anything more than shirt and pullover, it was very cold; after the match they headed off for a night out in Newcastle.

[sled dog]

Perhaps thermals underneath ? Newcastle seems a long way to go from Twickers for a pint or three............

[CoffmanStarter]

Leon ... Has your EGT stabilised yet

[Lima Juliet]

Back within in limits, thanks for the concern!

[CoffmanStarter]

CH2, Sled Dog ... I genuinly felt sorry for the guys ... true nickel primate weather with limited uniform options to keep them warm. We don't seem to get this right ... that MVP Rain Jacket looks short of a few Togs. Full dress Greatcoat is a bit excessive ... let alone expensive ... and it's a strict NO NO to wearing the good old Bum Freezer CWFJ or other op kit in the public gaze. Well at least the raincoat with those tacky enamel lapel rank badges has been withdrawn