Mud Wrestling

[JimNich]

In't mud wrestling brilliant!

[ORAC]

Do you watch or do you play?

Is this yet another of the strange goings on within the Kipper Fleet?

[Chris Kebab]

ORAC, I too have noticed the curious tendency for some seriously peculiar postings from the Forres area.

I just put it down to in-breeding! Or is it Chicken Kiev poisoning?

Or possibly they are all going for the old two straws up the nose, underpants on the head trick in an attempt to get sent back to Blighty!

[MAD Boom]

Damn!!
We've been rumbled.
Have to think of some other way of being posted.
Wonder what the boss' wife is up to tonight?

[Big Tudor]

Is the Findhorn Foundation still going strong? Me thinks some of the wacky baccy fumes may be wafting over the fence.

[BEagle]

Can't they get anything bŁoody right?

It's pencils upthe nose, actually!!


BAAAAAYHH

[Chris Kebab]

Nah, you want straws when you are snorting at that level....

[Biggus]

Heard on the grapevine that there was some female mud wrestling taking place somewhere in the vicinity of Ice Station Kilo recently (as opposed to seeing it on detachment in the good old US of A), hence the thread I guess. And they say civilisation hasn't reached the north of Scotland!!!

[WE Branch Fanatic]

Girls.........Mud wrestling.....mmmmmmmm

Is this some kind of bizzare recruitment initiative?

"Join the RAF, see girlies rolling about in mud without out many clothes on......"

[Charlie Luncher]

I for one like variety in life, and have witnessed the use of baked beans but more importantly pink blancmange which I thought died out with my primary school dinner lady.

Urghh just got a vision of my dinner lady and yes pink blancmange!
Right up there with a Buckie wifey