Stupid Comments & Service Wind-Ups

[Mach Two]

I was on an exercise once and it was really boring. I had to guard the entrance to the Ops Building, but I was really tired. So I put a sign on my forehead, sat on my chair ans went to sleep. The sign said "CPX Awake".

All my mates thought I was really funny. They all laughed.

[Chox Away]

A mate of someone I may have once known, showed his ID card to the guard dog once.

........ Honest!

[Mach Two]

That was me, that was me!!!! Honest, I just don't care, me. I'm crazy sometimes.

[Scuttled]

Oooh. Mach Two. I might know you then, because I was definitely there when that happened. Ask anyone, I've told them all.

[Maxibon]

So there I was sitting in this Guards' mess having breakfast, having spent the last 10 minutes getting locked on by a Tornado near Morpeth whilst farting around with the RAF monkey's speed detector, when I asked a Guards' officer if he could pass the salt, no reply, so I asked again and again. Finally he took his hat off and said to me "Station calling, this is the Nova Scotia lighthouse, you adjust your heading to port by 20 degrees".......etc etc

True story, I was there. You couldn't make it up. Ha ha ha, erm yes....

[Mach Two]

First one that's actually made any sense. Think I got all the stories in there.